Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
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epost1 13
Name? for research purposes...
ekimen 22
Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..
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Comments (251)
tech1200mk5 6
Surely you expected someone you know to find out eventually.
ColdRoxas 18
I don't know even it's only me but anyone else wonder what's the difference between porno actress and a ****/prostitute? I mean it's the same thing in reality? still getting paid for things
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Ask him why is he watching ****??
bad_boyfriend 10
I dated a woman off and on for about 3 mo a number of years ago. I knew she had done nude modelling, and she had talked about doing ****. I stopped seeing her when I found out she was escorting. A couple years later I saw a scene she did. It was pretty vanilla ****, but hardcore. It always perplexed me that she chose to get ****** for money. She had a Masters degree and when she wasn't escorting, she was a councilor for children of addict parents. I always wondered if her nice upper class family had seen her online.
mrBearBear 11
YDI, you chose that job and chose not to tell your parents about it. Unless you're ashamed of what you do there shouldn't be much issue with telling them, even if it is awkward. Plus seeing as that's your job you should've realized how much **** people watch. If your dad didn't see it, it was only a matter of time before someone who knew you saw it.
crazedpickles 0
Soooo. No name
shade34 19
what made him ask you in the first place? I feel sorry for you both!
mthurston 14
Did he keep watching long enough to see a huge black snake vomit yogurt in his little girls eye/hair?
Uuuuxc 7
You shouldn't be ashamed about your job
bobsanction 18
You probably should have denied it.