Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fucked up dad
Bucharest, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Anonymous
Luxembourg
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Allabouttheporn
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great joke Dad, thanks
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
hes
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
Hypocrisy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taking it too far
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
cahsecuel
Grisolles, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Secret life
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
Top comments
epost1 13
Name? for research purposes...
ekimen 22
Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..
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ny2uk2va 8
Ironically, this could be considered a "daddy issue" just like those that usually get girls into ****.
KronicCain 16
This seems fishy
zykrithium 22
This can literally only mean one thing... he was jacking it to someone who he thought looked like you and it bothered him so much he just HAD to ask...
Kaje85_fml 1
The question is did he ask the question before or after finishing his wank?
GamerG0DDESS 29
That's my biggest fear right now. I was a webcam girl because I had agoraphobia and my family was losing the house, it was my only option really after searching for months. Recently, meaning for a few months now, I've been trying to have all my stolen videos and images taken down, but they've been distributed for many months. There is no way to hide what I had to do. So I'm constantly in fear that my family and friends will see. So I'm so so so very sorry there is a possibility that your father knows. It's a horrible feeling.
baby4mommy 27
Have you searched for a lawyer that specializes in enforcing internet copyright laws?
vitaminsad 10
I'm... so sorry
sillymink 9
That sucks ass
RecklessNapkin 16
oh
RileyHA 12
Wait, does this mean he was watching **** and so happen to come across a video with you in it?
nameisname 12
When your dad starts to ********** to bondage and restrictions and slowly realizes it's you. Texts you then you ask why was he looking at those kind of videos then there is awkward silence