Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML
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ohsnapword 21
You care WAY too much about what your ex thinks of you.
RichardPencil 32
What’s even sadder is that you think your ex is following you on social media, when she’s probably getting railed by someone who makes her forget you.
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Comments (13)
Ghostrui 31
That's creepy.
ohsnapword 21
You care WAY too much about what your ex thinks of you.
RichardPencil 32
What’s even sadder is that you think your ex is following you on social media, when she’s probably getting railed by someone who makes her forget you.
Norja 33
People who lie online for attention are pathetic.
ojosRojos 28
“Deliberately” = YDI. Automatically. Why bother even posting this?
Djenat Ploughman 3
I would have done the same so don’t worry.
alycion 39
Why would either of you care what the other is doing or thinking about them. If you haven’t gotten over this person and actually care about them, wish them happiness and move on. It’s part of growing up.
westoz 24
Aww that’s a bit sad OP. You’re clearly not over your ex if you care what they think or have them still on your social media all together. Rip the bandaid off! Delete their profile. You’ll have the last laugh...if your ex notices.
disasterlydeed 26
Why do you even care what your ex thinks?