Mr New Jersey, United States 26 years-old Single
Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, all because he heard me speaking Arabic. I was on the phone with my grandmother in Egypt. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
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