Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I walked into my best friend's house and her mom threw a box of condoms at me and said, "Stay safe, slut." FML
Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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vanaathiel 13
Wow. Report her. Not only is she teaching incorrect information, but she's calling a student a ****. Get her a$$ fired!
chelsearenaeee 16
Your teacher sounds like a 40 year old ignorant virgin.
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Comments (116)
SweetasCandy0609 28
WOW what is going on with teacher's, teacher's shouldn't be sleeping with their students, hitting them or calling their students names, what's the point of becoming teacher if they don't even know what their teaching the student's you're not a **** OP just because you used common sense to know that condoms are more effective than 50% however you're teacher isn't exactly the smartest person in the world because she didn't already know that.
KaitlynNeal 13
I'd tell her to go sit on a sharp stick and **** off. If she had the right information you wouldn't need to correct her.
Hawaii84 16
Report her for being unprofessional. Tell your parents (I'm assuming this is high school) and they should have a talk with the principal on her behavior and bully behavior.
Omniprism 15
You need to tell someone at the school. That's completely inappropriate for a teacher to say to a student. And I would request a public apology.
hplover7 11
Yea I'm pretty sure she can be fired or severely reprimanded and suspended for that. What an awful teacher!
ohhitsher 5
Wow, she called you a ****? She doesn't deserve a job.
suckmyclock 11
she deserves to get fired! as what others have said, you really have to report her for her rudeness!
theboy13 13
I think she just lost her job...
LennyComa 39
She's is so fired.
gracehi 33
^ I'm sorry, but I fail to see how telling middle school students that you're a 31 year old virgin and encouraging them to keep their virginity equates with "fire and brimstone" street preachers. That sex is for marriage only is very consistent throughout the Bible, and any devout Christian should be following that principal, even if they're not into evangelism.