Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
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Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
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infantrygirl 0
What's so wrong with being a virgin? It's cool to wait. It means you don't have to worry about pregnancy or STD's... I'm almost 20, and I'm a virgin by choice. I want to wait until marriage, because I think it's romantic to share that with just one person, for that to be special.
Jaywin 3
Prove your classmate wrong and go out and get laid. Unless of course you ARE waiting for marriage in which case I say good luck with all that.
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zachattack 0
hahahahhha
Jaywin 3
Prove your classmate wrong and go out and get laid. Unless of course you ARE waiting for marriage in which case I say good luck with all that.
infantrygirl 0
What's so wrong with being a virgin? It's cool to wait. It means you don't have to worry about pregnancy or STD's... I'm almost 20, and I'm a virgin by choice. I want to wait until marriage, because I think it's romantic to share that with just one person, for that to be special.
uknorob 0
not just that but God tells us in the bible that we need to wait. it was made only for marriage to share with only one person only in your life.
blo0_starZz 0
agreed(:
hazelkee 0
agreed :)
sashalynn 0
Thank you!! I had a boyfriend, who knew that I wanted to stay a virgin until I got married, but he would constantly ask me to have sex. I broke up with him, because I didn't want to be with someone who didn't respect me or my beliefs.
LoveCali 0
You're Awesome.!:) Im 15 and I Wanna Wait TIll Marriage Too:) Me And My Boyfriend Are So In Love We Even Agreed To Both Wait For Eachother Till We Get Married:)
kishuu_fml 1
Unless you divorce that one person
Hiimhaileypotter 53
63- Way to be positive.
JeWbOy101 11
But what if you save your self for that one person you marry.. and that person has been with people before. Won't that cause bitterness and issues over the fact that they got to be your first and you weren't there's? Just a thought. Btw I think it's cool to wait . I lost mine way to young.
Capriciousfox 27
#66 Most of the time you've talked about if your significant other has been with someone before you get married. (unless they lie to you)
RomanianLover 0
You know what people don't know you as well as they think. It doesn't matter if your a virgin or a ****. All that matters is who you are and how you act towards people, character. The person that said that and pointed you out, has none.
MCart_fml 0
#8, dead on.
no_problems 0
lol #6 might be a good example for that class. her nick name is infantrygirl. i'm just sayin, i used to live on a military base, and i can't say i saw a hot female soldier. and i'm a dick right now but thats ok, so is a good majority of the ppl on here
inRedemption 0
true true u don't see very man hot girls n the army. if they were hot why would they need to join the army in the first place? can some one say gold digger? lmao
Spencer_fml 0
I'm 17 and im a virgin not even by choise, some people rag on me about it but i dont mind, iv found the lady id like to have sex with , we've been close friends for three years but shes not ready and i respect that. And besides waiting because you want to makes you cooler than anybody who has sex all the time.
hayleyyy 0
Screw them. I waited until I was out of high school, because I actually found someone who I felt would stay with me. We've been together for about a year and a half, we're having a baby now, and are about to find a new place to move in to. Basically, wait until you find someone you can trust emotionally.
infantrygirl 0
#10, if you lived on a military base, you might know that women can't be infantry. lol Infantry is my boyfriend's MOS.
no_problems 0
ok, cuz i was like mostly in elementary and part of middle school. so my bad for not knowin.