Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Top comments
Vesi 30
Sounds like the kind of teacher that did not want to see another generation have to make the same choices she had to make as a teenager. If she is truly teaching you how to prevent pregnancy other than abstinence, then she's an excellent teacher. if she's teaching abstinence, then that is definitely a fail.
Wadlaen 24
Passing on a hard learned lesson?
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Wadlaen 24
Passing on a hard learned lesson?
poopface82 25
If her teaching is about, “I ****** up; learn from it the easy way,” cram it and learn and therefore YDI. If her teaching is about, “Have a bunch of kids while you’re a teenager; I did it and it’s what God wants,” feel free to do something more productive than pay attention to her, like ask O Mighty Google for information, and also, FYL.
Vesi 30
Sounds like the kind of teacher that did not want to see another generation have to make the same choices she had to make as a teenager. If she is truly teaching you how to prevent pregnancy other than abstinence, then she's an excellent teacher. if she's teaching abstinence, then that is definitely a fail.
RichardPencil 32
A cautionary tale often has more effect than a role model.
Anderling 33
There’s a very good chance that when your teacher was your age, “sex ed” was “periods exist and don’t have sex until you’re married or you will die”. She learned the hard way and she’s (presumably) trying to teach you better than she was taught. What is the shame in that?
Crowned Sataness 12
She might not have even HAD sex ed. Often times sex ed is abstinence only and doesn't actually teach you about STDs or birth control, and is proven to fail. She made a hard life for herself, either through lack of knowledge or carelessness, and she wanted to save other kids from that fate
Jesse Duff 15
or she learned through experience, and wanted to make sure more education was given to prevent that particular situation.