Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I walked into my best friend's house and her mom threw a box of condoms at me and said, "Stay safe, slut." FML
Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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vanaathiel 13
Wow. Report her. Not only is she teaching incorrect information, but she's calling a student a ****. Get her a$$ fired!
chelsearenaeee 16
Your teacher sounds like a 40 year old ignorant virgin.
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Comments (116)
waltjrimmer 6
You did the right thing, understand that. I don't care what your views are, the science and numbers are conclusive, abstinence only doesn't work, ignorance only breeds more ignorance and you can't think keeping kids in the dark will really help them.
xgetxbentx 13
I would be getting her fired for that. Totally inappropriate, and anyone who thinks you're a ***** for having fairly basic knowledge about safe sex is probably an idiot. Even if you really were a *****, at least you'd be being a smart *****.
ZombieKitteh 8
No ******' way. A teacher said that to a student in the middle of class? lucky she didn't get her ******' eyes clawed out.
Sputnikspak 13
Knowing about safe sex does not make you a ****. It makes you ******* smart.
dilley86 4
Religious nuts don't believe in science or science-related inventions, so they're reduced to spreading lies.
GhostChickens 17
She may not have been religious, just judgmental.
Isa_fml 20
Report that shit. She should be fired. NOW.
militarybrat 21
If this was in college defaming a student would be ok, but bc shes a minor its not...sigh. Anyways who r all these ppl going YDI? What she deserves it bc she knows how to read?
love_me_electric 20
If I was in college and a prof said something like this to me I would ask for a refund of my tuition. I'm not paying them hundreds of dollars to be a snarky bitch and teach false information.
Sneaky95 9
Yep grounds for a lawsuit
iwadasn 33
Not really, no.
DancinL 14
Embrace the **** rep, like Emma Stone did in Easy A ;).
jessi_sunshine 26
Because that would totally help OP's now-defamed rep and self-esteem. So how about no?
laden_swallow09 35
**** that bitch up with real facts and statistics from reputable, peer-reviewed sources. If she absolutely will not bend after being presented with legitimate facts, report her to administration. She's not doing her job. "I don't have to be a ***** to do research on condoms."
Bibliovore 26
The teacher should be reported whether or not she bends to facts (not that OP should be have to provide or research them). First, she is clearly either ignorant or deliberately misinformative about the subject she's supposed to be teaching. Second, she insulted a student. OP is only in her class to correct her this time around; the administration needs to know what she's doing to protect future students from her, too.