Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I walked into my best friend's house and her mom threw a box of condoms at me and said, "Stay safe, slut." FML
Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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Top comments
vanaathiel 13
Wow. Report her. Not only is she teaching incorrect information, but she's calling a student a ****. Get her a$$ fired!
chelsearenaeee 16
Your teacher sounds like a 40 year old ignorant virgin.
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Comments (116)
scottyrocks123 21
I would ******* kill that teacher if she said that to me. How unprofessional that is.
gracehi 33
^ where?
Cut3yPi3 7
Wow, what a bitch. But could the **** name be earned? Just curious. That's still rude.
Qwermy 16
I know how liberal this site is, but lumping 'judgmental and unprofessional' with 'conservative' is rather obnoxious.
potatosareawesom 7
that would be a double sin you **** 1 for using it and 2 for doing it
VoodooPriestess 16
Tenure, probably can't get her fired. . . but report her anyway. She is so out of line.
Yessi_Boo 14
Tell her that it's not your fault she never got a good dick.
kay71095 9
You're old enough to have sex when you have your first period, well at least that's how nature made it, but society screwed it up.
pattayarick 8
Catholic school, right?
thatonename 7
Yes, because a 13 year old trying carry a pregnancy to term always works out so well. You're right though, old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. Society definitely screwed that one up.