Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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playnejayne 0
hahaha i bet she was bloody embarassed!
Dopeyrox 0
don't feel bad that's funny :D
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Dopeyrox 0
don't feel bad that's funny :D
Mustardnight 3
Seems to me many of these fml's are popping up, like the " im easy" girl. I guess people have trouble speaking nowadays.
pipp360 0
not trouble speaking, trouble having a real FML and having to copy someone elses! I have no sympathy fod you whatsoever
carpediem9_fml 0
HAHAHA
playnejayne 0
hahaha i bet she was bloody embarassed!
jakeidk 0
yeah, I see how that could happen because flow and night sound very simliar...
Crickets 0
I see what you did there...
confused2010 0
its more like he was thinking flow as related to tampons and night to tell her and ogt the wrong word outside
Residence_fml 4
#2 no pun intended :) ? Besides OP that is funny if she got mad at you she probably didn't buy Always -no happy period
fudgnugget 0
hahaha
afarr 0
me 2. i am behind you with a cutthroaght razor. say shawie and youll survive. Shawie?
tisiphone_fml 0
Haha. Sadly, I think I would have been, if I were her. I'm one of the many chicks who has to buy at least one extra item as a distraction when buying feminine products, if there's a male cashier. But don't feel bad, it was by far not the worst Freudian slip ever!
kukitheaf 0
yea it was an awkward period of time. OH SHIT PUN WAR!
anela_fml 0
least you got your somethin funny
Twi_lover_EC 6
LOL! Sounds like something I would accidently say! :)
wellinever 5
That's a dangerous speech impediment you have there.
onnielief 4
That is hilarious! I wish my cassier would say something like that!
mexican_girl 0
wow, how do u go from "nice night" to "nice flow"? be greatful she didn't report u!
chaos753159 4
mabye she did
sarcdude 3
Report him for /what/?
Vurban 0
Freudian Slips, FTW! XD
fuzz97 23
What? That... what? How could you possibly get those two words confused?
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
i would be so embarrassed if i had said that, but i would prolly crack up if a cashier said that to me while i was buying tampons.