Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I walked into my best friend's house and her mom threw a box of condoms at me and said, "Stay safe, slut." FML
Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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vanaathiel 13
Wow. Report her. Not only is she teaching incorrect information, but she's calling a student a ****. Get her a$$ fired!
chelsearenaeee 16
Your teacher sounds like a 40 year old ignorant virgin.
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Comments (116)
Brainnnnz 19
You really should report her to your guidance counselor and principal immediately.
Brainnnnz 19
This is my third comment on thus FML, and I still haven't unlocked the badge... Wtf?
ManiPaul 6
You should report her. And hopefully she will get fired for being a dumb ***** of a bad teacher that lies.
Celestia1982 5
Can you say "sexual harassment lawsuit?" That teacher was WAYYYY out of line. Even if you live in the Bible Belt, if you're in a federally funded public school system, they're obligated to teach accurate information, even if they preface every sentence with "I wish I didn't have to teach you this."
alicealiveordead 13
more like ftheteacherslife, If this actually happened you will be fine and the educator will be seriously disciplined.
Pendragon55555 10
The real number is 83%
worldclassrager 41
This stat is pretty extravagant low percentage high percentage...I really don't know what to believe anymore...besides birth control
inspiringdeath 13
It depends on where OP is. There are a few states where teachers are not required to give students accurate info in sex Ed. At least not legally required. It's appalling.
Vhavoc11 19
You shoulda said "not all of us can be educated (teachers name)"
TishaHowlett 7
I'd report her the the board of education