Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bed for months because he didn't want his sheets to "smell like gay sex" when his mom washed them. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
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kfchicken 31
cum on his bed in retaliation, it would only be fair
RichardPencil 32
Can you blame him? Lots of guys are worried about size. Wait until his date finds out that it's you that really has the big one.
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
Can you blame him? Lots of guys are worried about size. Wait until his date finds out that it's you that really has the big one.
Sherry_Cherry_ 2
I like big beds to sleep in... By myself 😉
RichardPencil 32
And you like to have sex on an army cot just for the challenge?
kfchicken 31
cum on his bed in retaliation, it would only be fair
bombdeecee 4
Yeah we would have to fight