Today, during an argument, my boyfriend had the nerve to tell me he'll make more than me at his new job that he starts next week. He can't keep a job for more than six months. I've been working at my job for over two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, even though we were together every day of quarantine, now that I’m working my boyfriend has become a completely different person. He’s now jealous, insecure and makes wild accusations. He’s called and showed up to my new job so many times the managers are threatening to let me go. FML
Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, I told my unemployed boyfriend to pick a town anywhere in the country that he thinks he can find work in. I offered to find myself a job there, find a flat, and pay for rent, bills, and food while he looks. He said I was selfish for wanting him to hurry up. It's been three years. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I found out someone doing the exact same job as me at work is making $900 more than me on their paycheck. The only reason is because when he messes up, he blames it on me. FML
Today, my boss got angry at me because my English is better than his. He accused me of trying to steal his management position, and implied that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. FML
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roryab 8
you know he's probably just excited that he's going to be the breadwinner. i was in a similar situation. My wife is a nurse and makes 37 an hour and up until my latest job she always out earned me, and then i went and did a tech boot camp, and my first job pays me more than her just let him know that the bills are all on the breadwinner now and he wont be so excited because thats how it went for me lol
core01 30
From experience, he won't EVER keep a job, and eventually you'll not only do all the housework and cooking, but also all the breadwinner duties as your under developed man child becomes surlier and surlier. Free yourself now, while he has a job and you won't feel guilty.
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GoogieWithers 25
Time for a new job?
roryab 8
you know he's probably just excited that he's going to be the breadwinner. i was in a similar situation. My wife is a nurse and makes 37 an hour and up until my latest job she always out earned me, and then i went and did a tech boot camp, and my first job pays me more than her just let him know that the bills are all on the breadwinner now and he wont be so excited because thats how it went for me lol
core01 30
From experience, he won't EVER keep a job, and eventually you'll not only do all the housework and cooking, but also all the breadwinner duties as your under developed man child becomes surlier and surlier. Free yourself now, while he has a job and you won't feel guilty.