Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
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Top comments
philosopher 0
I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.
Nissi 17
Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.
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Comments (135)
SunShine1246 0
thats harsh but so funny XD
triplethreat13 0
thats really sad but kinda funny, "the thief stole my grandma". you don't hear that every day!
ohmymg 0
It's kinda your fault for putting your grndma's ashes in a suitcase and leaving the suitcase in the car.FYL and YDI.
kirpikachu 0
You're pretty unobservant, ohmymg. If you read, the father put the ashes in the car, and the car was broken into. How often does your car get broken into? Not very often. It was a pretty safe place to put the ashes. Very sorry about your grandmother, noyodel.
AkeemKN 1
What's with all these FML's with cremated family members being stolen or desacrated all of a sudden?
taradylan 0
Wow. Sorry to hear that. Gave me a g o o d laugh though. :)
pleasetryagain 0
I don't see what the problem was. She's dead. She doesn't give a shit. In fact, this is a great fml for the thieves. Imagine getting a dead person in a jar. It would serve them right.
jessmr2002 0
lets hope she doesnt get raped
Stevieebabyy 0
WTF is up with all these ruined cremation fmls?
Sokai_fml 0
The nerve of some people. :/
kuntageous 0
Who the **** steals an urn