Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML
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MrBlonde88 0
you can't teach common sense...
FFML_314 12
That is an interesting family outing. My family and I generally go to the park or the roller rink. Your family engages in criminal activity. Right on, OP.
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summerlove333 0
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that sucks man fyl
milakitty21 0
hahah that's awesome...I bet granny knew all along ;)
fmlfailz 0
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girl in black hot, other not so much
mageoreh 0
Granny ain't so sweet.
fmlfailz 0
steal their car while your at it =P
skroal 7
Next time record the whole experience on film and play it back while listening to Yakety Sax. It will all be worth it then.
MarkSeattle 0
put the stuff back you creepy family of thieves!
Graawr 7
give them back they're stuff and say you made a mistake. :c
Generalx3 0
Lol @ 11.
omgimdabest 0
retard I hope you choke on a...turnip?
black_knight402 0
34 are you wearing blush?
oogyboogy 6
judging by #1 picture i bet shes really bright /sarcasm
oogyboogy 6
judging by #1 picture i bet shes really bright /sarcasm
CableX17 0
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41. If the owner died and they had no relatives, then it is possible that no one lived there but there was a bunch of random stuff. See what I did there? That's called thinking.
FFML_314 12
That wasn't thinking, 51. That was typing. I think what he's trying to say is it's better to be safe than sorry. The chances of someone living there are greater than not, if the house is filled with stuff.
linx468 8
The question is, why would you take their stuff even if it was abandoned and they didn't live there anymore, I mean, that still is sort of stealing, as abandoned or not, you have no right to take other peoples past or current possessions. So YDI for basically stealing.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
52- Well you kinda have to think to type...
FFML_314 12
He was referring to what he had just stated. I don't know about anyone else, but I can't hear or see other peoples thoughts. So, that was not thinking. It was typing.
fyourlife1990 0
so you jizzed in your pants
sandi315 0
haha that's awesome
kfrizzle2 4
Firstly, Go return the stuff OP. Secondly, This isn't IM or MSN. So stop having chat sessions on FML. Or you will be banned. Thank You
tooGee24 0
hahaha that's freakn awsome=].
Blue_Black_fml 21
this is the same OP of an FML posted yesterday, the damage deposit one...wow OP i wonder what kind of shinanigan you'll get into tomorrow!!
kidwiththehair12 0
judging by 50. he/she's a cat
Graawr 7
Is it me or the op here and the other fml about moving out of his old house before this fml has the same name? tikizombie?
owneditup 0
every1 who was arguing about the logic behind this was less than stupid. But i would have to believe that if i went to a notoriously haunted house and saw free stuff i would spend a lot of time thinking "i wonder who owns this stuff" i wud b thinking "hey free stuff… cool" wat i wud do in ur position OP is put a note on the stuff leave in by front door and ding dong ditch
Igor_g5 0
#74. Very observant. I think Tikizombie is just making stuff up to post on FML.
dancingxthexmoon 0
74- that was what I was just thinking :)
tortise34 4
I agree :)
Karynthebabe101 0
34- stop obsessing over turnips!! lol :)
rebbee 0
smooth, asshole.
IphonFML 6
11 its actually navy and yes i completely agree
UpYoursInAdvance 0
well 49 Nd 50 I guess you aren't too bright by posting the same thing twice.... ***BEEP*** Try again!
UpYoursInAdvance 0
67 So who are you to this site?!
theFMLwhore5 0
Granny got tired of baking that family cookies without pay.. :p
thomasday 7
And YOU are going to ban them? Also, are you gay? Because from your profile pic it kind of looks like it.
PoopTrainDix 0
that's ****** tight man!
skull_candy 0
#67 your mouth and face are very long. you remind of "Scream"
somename1223132 5
u no u Comit a fellony so just post it on a website viewed by millions thats smart I hope u go 2 jail
Samko_chan 5
Well 51 the chances of that happening are slim to none. OP is an idiot and you can't justify their actions with hypothetical situations.
llppjhddt 0
oh shut up preppy. they obviosly didnt care enough to lock the doors to thier own house. and stop dumping on the granny. i admire this grandma. ;)
llppjhddt 0
if they moved and left that stuff. then they no longer wanted/needed it. free ground
kfrizzle2 4
#91. That's just what happens to people when they treat the website like a chat room. I don't need to be FML Staff to know what the rules are. #114. Yeah that's usually what happens when people open their mouths. It stretches.
AshDramatiicsxz 2
LMAOO !! Grandma is evil
quent10 0
grannie is a g
FranzFerdinand 18
60: As someone who practically lives on the Internet, I cannot agree with you there. Unless "yoooo wassup :)
ScotsLassie 6
#52 you can't type a reply without thinking, so next time try to tune into the logical part of your brain first before responding.
TurkeySlab 9
#108 shut up about gayness its not funny asshole
drosek89 20
Typing is just a visible way of conveying thoughts. Yes, he is thinking just like I am right now.
MrBlonde88 0
you can't teach common sense...
3mi1y_ 16
hahahhaha that wouldve been quite a show to see
this_female 0
hahaha that's pretty funny but sad for them
StrictlyMCH 0
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this female can get the dick
andruha1123 5
Asian chicks are good at bjs
FFML_314 12
You're an idiot.
imnutsss 0
looks like your dog is too..
theboldshadow 11
hahaha ****** badass
purplemnm 9
I have the movie poster of your picture. in fact, I have the entire series ._. I think I'm awesome.
truthisRelative 0
Your grandma is a career criminal. Congrats!
mini8_fml 0
i hope you are not posting this fml while the cops are on their way.. lol!
iron_chefITALY 0
old people do love free stuff
LeighMoreno 0
Good luck explaining that.
InuYasha17 0
Wow, you're smart... YDI all the way.