Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
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philosopher 0
I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.
Nissi 17
Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.
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Comments (135)
SkankinZombies 0
I'm really sorry that's horrible! Your families in my prayers.
delly_fml 0
How do u deserve that?
lkrofct 0
YDI for leaving stuff in your car overnight, thought that does suck.
seniorenyore 0
how do they deserve it?! they left stuff in there because its probably a long trip and waned to get there and back at a good hour so they packed before god you people are dumb and have no logical thought to you
_insertnamehere_ 0
Something like this happened to a family a while back. Their house was robbed and during the robbery the guy took a bunch of stuff that had belonged to their dead daughter. They went to the news and I forget what else, but they made it public. They said they just wanted her stuff back, they didn't want to press charges or care who did it. Sure enough the guy was "nice" enough to bring back their daughter's stuff and left it on their porch in the middle of the night. Maybe if you make it a little more public, (unless they totally ditched the car), they'll bring back the ashes. At least you could say you tried?
gvschmidt94 0
That's Italy for you bud. :l FYL
zach5 0
I bet you if they knew, they wouldn't take her.
Qup 0
maybe the thief will dump them on the mountain. if grandma is really broken up I would get an identical vase and put in some BBQ ashes or something and tell her that the police recovered the ashes and let her spread those. she'll feel better Okay, I wouldn't actually do that, but it would make for a good sitcom episode! well, maybe not.
tencentsakiss 19
umm I think the ashes are the grandma.. not some random ashes that belong to her silly
heyyou1203 0
well i doubt the thief realized there was someone's ashes in the suitcase... not exactly a common item one travels with (unless, of course, we're talking about people who post on FML, I agree there is a trend)
bishoprsv2 0
I bet the thief(ves) thought it was a vase. But that still sucks. FYL.
lastminuteperm 0
I am against using ashes. Sorry...just stating my opinion. And I let people have theirs. I actually think that is a very touching idea spreading them on top of the mountain. I still want to be burried, though.
seniorenyore 0
no offence but i dont think anyone cares about your opinion wether your for cremation or burial. yes, youre entitled to your own opinion but i find it highly unessesary at this moment. considering the fact that they just had the ashes stolen..not exacly a good time to share how youre not for ashes. just a tad bit of a rub in the face.