Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
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Top comments
philosopher 0
I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.
Nissi 17
Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.
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Comments (135)
Shyman4ever 0
I don't know why thiefs would steal random shit they don't even know about
brunoisbeast 0
Well said.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
There's been wwaaaaayyyy too many "relatives ashes" FMLs that just happen to occur around the same time. So I call bullshit
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
Agree with #2. Well when the theif opens it he is in for a rude suprise
Panther_fml 0
Totally agree with #43.... There are so many of these Today, My (relatives) ashes.....(insert problem here).. And now the ashes are gone..(FML) Fmls on this site.. -.- Can we please get some new FMLs here??
rauj13 0
I think she'll be okay with it. Honestly. Otherwise, you gotta problem.
cramazing 0
i am sorry
llaawwll 0
"Today, I broke in to someones car and stole a suitcase. I opened this weird vase and it had a bunch of crack in it. I snorted a few lines and didn't feel anything. I think I snorted some dead grandma ashes. FML."
SuperSpore 0
YDI for being a criminal.
omfgsauce 0
YDI for leaving stuff in your car unprotected and probably in plain sight.
blargity 0
they probably didn't leave yet and they were about to would you protect your car even at home if you have other things to do? even if her ashes were in plain sight they don't deserve it
dumass30 0
Awww ur poor grandma!!!