Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
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philosopher 0
I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.
Nissi 17
Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.
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Comments (135)
timepass 0
Terrible. But no matter what she is gonna be in your heart! :)
MIKENYC 0
Where do u live?
freakoffer 0
#13 you idiot. It says Italy.
bishop186 0
I get the feeling that #13 here may have some ashes he's trying to return.
freakoffer 0
#15 just made my day. Lol, give back those ashes you thief.
Lou_0 0
ahahahahah lol #15 ****** clever
liv_ur_lyf_xoxo 0
#15, i lyk it! #13 r u feelin a lil guilty! im sorry 4 u, i bet u miss her, (u wud even if her ashes weren't stolen) Some of the comments on here made me laugh tho! :D
shakenbake93 0
He's in for a nasty surprise later.
CharKat09 0
Oh damn, I'm sorry. :( That's sick.. However, the punch line = excellent.
Uvula 0
Seriously 2 recent grandmother ash FMLs and 1 father FML, FAKE.
RavensRule97 0
You sir, are a dumbass.
kaaz_fml 0
Your life is fake. Need I say more asshole?
dol567 0
WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE ASHES STORIES???? I mean, seriously. I was surprised the last time someone wrote one. Does anyone else notice a trend? To the OP - if that is true, I'm sorry.
aback 5
Granny changed her mind--she decided she'd rather run off with the hot young thief, instead.
Uvula 0
Ps. I'm starting to doubt the reality of this website.. I mean none of re posters comment on any other FMLs or comment back on their own FMLs and they all have fads...Proceed, guess which one I drank/ate/touched/rubbed into my anus, or saying something childish then announcing they're older age usualy 17...
sublime93 0
Agreed
pikapika94 0
idiot their fml post names are not usually their user name! you'd know that if you ever tried posting something. you are a ******* asshole
Uvula 0
*the posters*
Crickets 0
not gramma!! :(