Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
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Top comments
philosopher 0
I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.
Nissi 17
Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.
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Comments (135)
ninja4228 5
You totally deserved it. Bye, grandma. I hope you enjoy your ashes being with a theif.
XxReven 13
I feel horrible, but I actually laughed out loud when I read this. only because of the ludricacy of the situation, not because of you. maybe the thief hit a bump in the road, and grandma burst out anf choked them to death. then we could all chuckle
monamayfair 2
so totally an urban legend...
sonnyrosa 32
I hope she haunts the shit out of the thief
stevenmx86 8
People really are worthless.. Fyhl op
kelsswan 0
How can any of you jerks say they deserved it. Chodes
comment11111 39
If you stick 500 USD to a traffic light - would you be surprised when it is gone the next day? F OPs life for his grandma, but his family deserved to have their car broken in for packing the day before and not hiding it in a garage or simply put in the luggage directly before leaving.
hopef33110 7
I can't even find words for this when I had to carry my daddy's ashes I didn't let it go ever! that jerk who took Ur grandma is messed up!
comment11111 39
I can't help wondering why your family packed the car completely with all the stuff and still parked it outside where the thief could easily see that there is a lot inside. No wonder.
37393 3
He took your meemaw. How sad
jazzmin1997 16
Wow that really sucks... Hopefully he finds her and has the heart to return her...