Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML
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C8H18 33
OP here. I don't work in programming. I teach weapons safety courses and coach people while shooting on the range. The only thing that came to mind when my supervisor said this was the center ring on the targets. Maybe I am wrong, but I took this as I should be shot at.
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Melodija 19
Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment
eragon_1490 7
He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)
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eragon_1490 7
He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I was thinking the exact same thing. He's obviously using zeroth order.
nonsense_ok 11
I'm not exactly sure what that's supposed to mean, OP. Was he just making a joke?
Strajee 23
I don't get it. :^{
sharonasaur 17
what don't you get?
XxPojoxX 17
He didn't introduce him by name. Just called him employee # 0
myGRAM 14
First the worst, zero the hero.
ChocolateScyther 19
whatcha gonna be watcha gonna be brother? ZERO THE HERO! Don't you wanna be dont you wanna be brother? ZERO THE HERO! when you gonna be when you gonna be brother? ZERO THE HERO impossibility impissibolity mother, REALLY A HERO!
Melodija 19
Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment
writerchic85 26
That's when you put on a smile, shake his hand, and say "or you can call me :::name:::" make your boss look like an asshole.
Aethereal 14
So which are you? False value, first item of a data structure, or the indicator of a successful fuction call?
NeatNit 33
What are you complaining about OP? If number two is better than number three, number one is better than number two, then obviously number zero is better than number one. It's simple extrapolation! You are officially better than the number one employee. Congratulations!
sirrubberduckie 37
You know who else was employee #0? Steve Jobs.
denna44 14
Zero is the hero.. First is the worst ring any bells?