Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Top comments
wildsweetchild 19
No matter what anybody says or thinks, you are the one who creates the life for yourself and if you fully commit to something you truly want...everything is possible!
dre_bro11 12
Yeah. Get run over by a train instead.
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Comments (42)
HWTA 4
I was once run over by a truck.
KiddNYC1O 22
Glad you can still communicate with us from the other side...
Gabs2016 10
Don't stand in the street.
Obey_StudBoii 23
I hope your not paying your counselor. Anyways have faith and don't look for mr. or mrs. right. Let them look for you.
Michaelsmith1502 4
That doesn't make any sense. If every one were to do that then nobody would be looking for anybody ...
DarthVader77 9
It is always good to know where you are :)
Michaelsmith1502 4
Especially if a Asian is driving
Hegemon5087 1
OP is a fag.
ur2nvthis85 3
You're in luck! There are some shitty drivers out there! I would say keep your head up but getting hit by a car is easier if you don't so don't give up (or play in traffic)...I have faith all will work out OP...And you never know, getting hit by a car could be the scene where you meet the one...good story for your kids and I'd love to read it on here :)
writergirl23 19
You don't have to believe everything counselors tell you. They are human, just like you.
asherm 15
Sounds like all of my relationships. I give up!
liv_graham 7
Is this Taylor Swift?