Today, I posted a simple question on a Facebook group about 2000s nostalgia, talking about missing the old stuff and how I don't like modern stuff, and people got annoyed over that. What the fuck did I do to you? FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my neighborhood Facebook group was arguing about whether leaf blowers should be banned. Thinking I was posting in a private chat, I wrote, “Imagine making leaf blowers your entire personality.” I accidentally posted it publicly. Two neighbors haven't spoken to me since. FML
Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML
Today, I found out my old high school class has a friend group on Facebook, so I applied to join but received a very frank and nasty message. Apparently they all remember me as “the Bullying Mean Girl” and all voted not to let me join. I was a nerd in high school and I was nice to everyone. FML
Today, I saw my first FML I published on Facebook. Everyone was bashing me, thinking that I was the problem and the cause for my ex-boyfriend wanting to do his own thing. I used to sit in his room being ignored for days straight while he gamed. Not once did I bitch about his gaming. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
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Top comments
idragosani 17
Probably because it's just another entry in the endless stream of memes and posts of "Everything the kids do these sucks, everything was better back then"
Ghostrui 31
What was the question?
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Ghostrui 31
What was the question?
D J's MOM 17
they must be part of the 'I'm offended' movement. just move on and let them wallow in their own misery because they don't like anything lol
Chazzster 32
Sometimes comments or questions just happen to engage some sense of hurt or annoyance people have over related issues and then more people pile on when they see a discussion going... It's impossible to "win" an on line discussion. Don't take it to heart unless you actually said or asked something that was particularly offensive... If you're tired of getting notifications of replies and other comments, you could just delete your initial post.
idragosani 17
Probably because it's just another entry in the endless stream of memes and posts of "Everything the kids do these sucks, everything was better back then"
Nico97 3
it what you posted is stupid ydi. shutting the f up is a valuable skill. if you don’t have a valuable contribution just don’t talk and learn. people will like you better. especially if you’re insipid or stupid
BurnInDemonFire 39
How are you not aware that the 2000s was the decade that saw all this "modern stuff" that you hate become commonplace? What exactly are you nostalgic for, given that everything we have now is just the same shit in a different package?