Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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wildsweetchild 19
No matter what anybody says or thinks, you are the one who creates the life for yourself and if you fully commit to something you truly want...everything is possible!
dre_bro11 12
Yeah. Get run over by a train instead.
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Comments (42)
lol70720 5
We can have a stable relationship together ;D
F_M_L16 2
are you Taylor Swift?
aJaguarinRed 9
I'm going to say this. Two big tips: 1. Respect for one another. That means no yelling, fighting, jealousy, contempt or general rudeness. 2. Communicate. About everything. Everything. Your doubts, their worries, what you like in bed, what they like. Leave no stone unturned. If you can commit to these two items (surprisingly hard for many people) then you stand a much higher chance of success. 3. Accept that the other person is out of your Control! You will never know exactly what they're thinking or be able to change them so accept them and all of their actions. Good or bad. Doesn't mean you can't get mad but take a good look at what is making you angry. Is it that they simply did something that hurt you? Or is it that they did something that you couldn't control? Ok, 3 things I lied
chrissy2 28
Adele?
lashes_to_ashes 14
I know what you mean. I'm sorry. All the best in resolving your issues.
JoeGrant 12
Well that escalated quickly...
F_M_L16 2
are ypu taylor swift?
Karma_Geddon 36
Doesn't seem to me that your therapist is very helpful. I have felt the same way a lot in my life and a relationship was what I wanted more than anything. I didn't meet the love of my life until I was 30, now we have been together 3 years and starting a family. It's hard but I do believe it's true that you can never say never.
Lockjaw2k 5
You too?
jackspezzle 7
Maybe it's time to change