Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Top comments
wildsweetchild 19
No matter what anybody says or thinks, you are the one who creates the life for yourself and if you fully commit to something you truly want...everything is possible!
dre_bro11 12
Yeah. Get run over by a train instead.
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Comments (42)
Kaerunoutof 3
Oh really? So I'll become your friend. And I'm running short of money so give me all of money you have, buddy?
chriisteex 10
Hope you're not paying for that counselor!
bestnameright 14
Why? Maybe now that he established that he can fix the problem.
catkat1988 17
Sounds like an amazing councelor. What about helping you reach a point where you are ready for a serious, committed relationship instead? Don't worry too much, though, there is no way your councelor can know that for sure. I've known many people I thought incapable of having a good relationship - that is, until they actually found the right person.
EpicSquishii 21
Maybe this is an indicator of a need for a therapist, seeing as a professional thinks you're that emotionally unstable. Either that or you've got one huge ****-up of a counselor who gave up too soon
NeuroticBitch 8
OP are you sure you're not a cat. ;)
DragonText 4
Maybe you should learn from what people tell you or past relationships. If its the "type" of partner maybe try a different "type". If something's been wrong with EVERY relationship it might not be your partners. It may be you. Work on yourself as we'll, that's always a good thing. Good luck
Paintonmyarms214 21
Hey, at least you won't be one of those too popular for their own good kinds of people!
Enslaved 38
Ever? Well, that's disappointing. Hopefully, it's just until your counseling sessions are complete. Can't be in a stable relationship if you're unstable single.:P
gracehi 33
What a shitty counselor!
BulldogHoops 14
The double entendre in OP's name is outstanding.