Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Top comments
wildsweetchild 19
No matter what anybody says or thinks, you are the one who creates the life for yourself and if you fully commit to something you truly want...everything is possible!
dre_bro11 12
Yeah. Get run over by a train instead.
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Comments (42)
soccergurrll 8
That's disappointing! Sorry OP, maybe you will prove him wrong!
dre_bro11 12
Yeah. Get run over by a train instead.
Ryan_Jaxson 8
There is a city called Chihuahua in Mexico?!
gc327072 31
22- there's a whole damn province called Chihuahua. (the city of chihuahua being in the middle) Your mind=blown. *puts rain poncho on to avoid flying grey matter*
wildsweetchild 19
No matter what anybody says or thinks, you are the one who creates the life for yourself and if you fully commit to something you truly want...everything is possible!
BlackBlazeCobra 16
It's time to turn the tables and prove them wrong. Good luck OP, I have faith in you!
ScotsLassie 6
I highly doubt that their therapist said anything like this. It is likely that the OP said it and the therapist failed to get them to reflect on it and challenge it. This may be due to the type of therapy that they were getting, or a bad therapist. Anyway OP try and rationalise this thought. You should definitely take this belief to your next therapy session.
Mideoyeo 12
If you keep taking the counsellors words seriously and shut your self out it'll do you no good. A few bad relations does not mean you're doomed for life!~ Good luck OP
whiteboy896 9
You'll find that person one day OP, have patience.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
"Whether you think you can or you can't, you're probably right" OP if you don't believe in yourself and what perseverance in a relationship can achieve, you don't stand a chance! Don't worry :) you'll find the right person and make it work, there's someone for everyone
ajackofallyrades 3
Ahhh yes someone for everyone. The Cinderella myth!
citymayer 7
There are billions of people in this world and you still have a hard time believing that there's someone for everyone? Are you limiting that someone to only one person or something? And Cinderella was a poor servant that married a prince. Rags to riches is not the same as true love. Get your fairy tales straight.
ladyluck808 0
stay strong OP, you'll meet someone eventually. in the mean time enjoy your life while you can
mechanicalrivers 2
I am honestly thinking I am in the same boat anymore...
bestnameright 14
Thanks for sharing.
saIty 17
I'm sure you had a nice long relationship with your hand.
lilhellian 27
He cheated on righty with lefty now neither wants him....
FelicityWishes 32
OP, I'm the same. We'll prove her wrong!!
bestnameright 14
We all wanted to know that.