Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, in an attempt to face my phobia of public speaking, I accepted an offer to read to a group of elementary school students. It went well, until I reached a rather funny part in the book and completely lost my composure with uncontrollable laughter. I don't think I'll be asked to come back. FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
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Top comments
daydreamer244 13
I bet they did nazi that coming.
iCantKillYou 11
ahaha did people scream HAIL HITLER!!! ?
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iCantKillYou 11
ahaha did people scream HAIL HITLER!!! ?
opticeez 7
Pretty ignorant of you, especially because you spelled heil wrong. Sorry I'm part German
xLIGHTS_fml 23
I'm part german and that's how they spell it in english.
JustinJK 21
No. "Heil hitler" is a specific phrase. We spell it "heil" in that regard, not hail. "Sieg heil". That'd be like if someone said let's go to "neighborhood" when talking about a specific local restaurant. I'd would respond "do you mean Barrio?" It wouldn't be proper for you to say "no that's how the spell neighborhood in America" because I'm talking about a specific restaurant. (Barrio is a restaurant near in my city)
ana_lee_bonde 17
#53 Do you live in Phoenix AZ?
incoherentrmblr 22
#43: Grammar Nazi...
MetalSonicCD 13
#53 I mistook your avatar for Doctor evil taking a mirror shot. Sorry.
White19 13
I would have
daydreamer244 13
I bet they did nazi that coming.
hippodankamus 22
Anne Frankly, that must have been surprising.
BasketGhost 17
For whatever reason, though, it seemed like the Reich thing to do at the time.
mif_fml 27
I feel like all these puns are getting old. I think we all need to spend some time in concentration to think of new ones.
martin8337 36
These puns are hilarious!!!!! Thumbs up to them all.
FluffyPandas156 13
Don't Jew guys know anymore?
wildgenius 13
Alright, that's enough.
Paras_800 27
Incoming nazi puns
Scryll 17
You win the internet
MrBoredomioo 18
44 make that heilarious
746278Ab 14
Wow, I can't believe you made this joke. Over 6 MILLION people died in concentration camps and you want to make fun of it? I can understand laughing at the misfortunate hand signal of the speaker but laughing at the death of millions of Jews is not right in any country.
CatLady4Lyf 30
I did nazi that coming. Edit: #2 beat me. qq
False_Stupidity 42
In your defence, you did post it within the same minute as #2.
gintwinsmoore 20
*defense
Jdlove2 20
You got an up vote :p
YaBishMan 5
I hope you realize that there are other countries that spell it "defence." There are other countries than America, you know.
eunami 15
Now you have a funny story to tell your kids when you're older, hope everything sorts itself out!
sdroze1389 31
I hope the speech involved the support of Israel lol, that would be a hard one to recover from
Mons_fml 27
The Germans are comming and they have knives!
abbyade 21
Atleast you didn't shit yourself. Don't worry about it, I'm sure they understand :)
AlyssaDiannaa 20
I bet that made for an interesting ending
ballbags 14
You get the jackass award of the day.
kieralumina 30
care to explain why?
Just_A_Tree 20
Bring in two fingers and make the rock symbol, and proceed to head-bang like you're at a death metal concert! People will be intrigued! Immediate respect from the rock fans that are there. "Dude! Did you know they were into rock?" "No, Bro! Dude, this persons awesome!" "Do you think they'll bite the head off a bat like Ozzy?" "Bro! That would be sick!" "Dude... Bro...."-how I imagine rock fans would react to OP.
feven 32
Or he could've squeezed his palm into a fist, pointed his index finger, and said "love you mom"
Kevlar_burrito 6
no...that's how meat jock retards act