Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML
Today, I finally had enough reward points for a free coffee. As the barista handed it to me, the lid popped off and the entire drink landed on the floor before I even took one sip. FML
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed, "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML
Today, as a barista, I tried to be quick during the morning rush. Someone asked for oat milk, so I grabbed the carton without checking. It wasn’t oat milk, it was the cleaning solution bottle we keep under the counter, same shape, same colour cap. Luckily I noticed before serving it, but my manager watched the entire thing in silence. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I went through the local coffee shop drive-thru and got a canned energy drink. I didn't notice the extra topping until I was miles down the road. Someone had thoughtfully topped the can with whipped cream and curly hairs. FML
Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
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LemonandLime 13
So did you get his number?
UnidentifiedFun 37
That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...
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UnidentifiedFun 37
That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...
cuddly_scorpion 4
Calling it a nipple is just really freakin weird.
jazzy_123 20
This made me cringe when i read it. Then i lol'd a little ha.
izzie321 27
I would've dropped to the ground laughing..
Nadinya 1
Ewww that's really disturbing...
wlddog 14
Oh come on!!!!! She left me a nipple of cream. It looked exactly like a nipple. Like she sculpted it with a mold. It had a nipple ring and everything. The other girl behind the counter laughed, and she didn't mind when I left a "big tip" either. That is the last time I go to her store naked.
LemonandLime 13
So did you get his number?
LeafsGuy92 10
Kinda like the ISP repair man deal.. Right?
gc327072 31
Really 52?
fidoyal 12
i see what you did there #50
anythingmustbe 18
There is no use crying over spilled milk. This sort of thing happens to people everyday. It is time to wake up and smell the coffee move on with your life. The guy obviously does not have a lick of sense. This FML was the cream of the crop for me.
gc327072 31
Your grammar has improved! I guess now you won't get… roasted for it.
oj101 33
I would give him a good Frappe if I were you.
Pleonasm 36
That must have scared the crappucino out of you.
oj101 33
Yes, a grande one. No wait, a Venti one.
Lionesse 15
You meet the weirdest people at Starbucks. No joke.
DocBastard 40
You misspelled "Walmart".
Lionesse 15
I avoid Walmart altogether Doc. Walmart has permanently been removed from my vocabulary on the account that I can never walk into one and have a normal shopping day.
nnnope 26
sounds like a guy with a great sense of humor. lighten up, OP. :P
natsaysheyyy 16
Sounds more like a guy who likes to sexually harass women.
klutz44 28
If creepiness is part of a great sense of humor
nnnope 26
I'm failing to see how the word "nipple" counts as sexual harassment.
ALlamaOnFire 20
That is now one of the many reasons why I will never work in Starbucks. Also, all of these coffee puns remind me of an episode of the Regular Show (is there anyone else out there that watches children's TV) :')
gabbybmo 5
I love regular show
Voij 16
Does MLP count as "children's TV"? And what about Spongebob? Phineas & Ferb?
honestjane 22
Fiiist puuump!
PipingMouse 14
And the award for the creepiest costumer goes to....him. Never heard a sexual innuendo that had to do with coffee. He either deserves a reward (if joking), or a slap.
DntLookBack 29
Clearly you've never watched Eddie Izzard then... "I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them!"
dontpanic_fml 32
I hate it when people think customer is spelled costumer