Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
One Day…
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML
Take the L, dude
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
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Syn_fml 0
She's just not that into you.
Pandasaur 0
Aww. Didn't it kind of sound like a random thing for her to say? That sucks anyway. Hopefully you didn't scare her.
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playfuldesk 0
Haha you dumbass. I love that movie
Zhejan 0
What's a movie?
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, not so dumb. She never mentioned actually watching the movie. Take out "texting and" and all you have is "[I'm] p.s. I love you" ... how does that mean "I'm watching P.S. I Love You"? So it's her fault for being a stupid twit.
lmmmr 0
No, it's his fault for confessing his feelings via text in the first place.
redbluegreen 41
Texting, it's the only way people express their feelings, sorrows, and breakups these days.
DameGreyWulf 1
He thought she did admitted her feelings in the first place. Why not reply in that manner? Let's rework the FML... "Today, the guy I like texted me, asking what I was doing. Feeling brave, I responded "texting and p.s. I love you." He never replied. FML." IE: If she had meant it like he thought she did, then him NOT responding would have screwed it up, unless he immediately hopped in the car and came over... then I guess that can be called spontaneously romantic, but it's a good thing he didn't since that's not what she meant. What he did wasn't wrong in the slightest, he was just misfortunate.
lmmmr 0
If I expected that someone confessed their feelings for me through a text message, I would call them. Interpretation and personal expression are just as important as the words you choose, so if you throw that out the window by limiting yourself to a text message then you deserve it. Emotions =/= emoticons.
DameGreyWulf 1
You can express yourself through text. How the hell do you think poetry started? lol Okay, sure, calling might have been better, but generally we're a sheep-esque species. We tend to do what the another person does first. Is it always what you should do? No... but I don't think she would have faulted him for spilling his heart out in text if that's what she did first, and in any case I don't think it's right to.
fuzzy_wuzzy 0
so true! damn kids
Reyo 2
At least you got it out there in the open. If she didn't take it the way you hoped, then you at least found out that she was a lost cause. Even if she said "I mean the movie" you should've said "Oh...my mistake...though it doesn't make what I said any less true." Though if someone texting me something like that, I'd immediately call them and see if it really was what I thought it was and not something else, like it was here. You don't really deserve anything. You professed your feelings, which were true, to the girl you liked. Is that really a bad thing?
lmmmr 0
Poetry started by word of mouth. And you can hardly argue that it is a clear means of communication of one's feelings. You can almost never discern the authors original intent in decent poetry, there's an entire critical movement about it. We are a sheepish society because people continually fail to fault people for being sheepish. If the lemming would simply stop and say, "Hey guys, maybe jumping off this cliff isn't the best way to go about this" their reputation might be a little more respectable. I mean, I text all the time. I'm not going to crucify the guy, but he could have given the situation a little more thought.
DameGreyWulf 1
Reason tends to go right out the window when we're enamored. [shrugs]
wesaynotoemo 0
lol guys, we're alright, its not like we're not friends anymore (pinoyson here btw)
liveBabylon 0
What's what?
Simplicity1 0
LOL OP, you're a tool. :]
FarSide 23
@7: The opposite of a stillie.
silentmusic 0
awwwww i feel bad for the op. i would probably do the same thing, dont worry
missmontreal97 4
you have a point. the girls a dumbass.
woosah 16
you poor son of a bitch
shelbyjoa2011 0
swooshq 0
haha, sucks
00SPRANGER00 0
in soviet Russia movie watches you
Pandasaur 0
Aww. Didn't it kind of sound like a random thing for her to say? That sucks anyway. Hopefully you didn't scare her.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Haha one time I was watching "you again" with my friend and txting my other friend and he asked what we were doing and I replied "we're watching you again" it freaked him out a little and took some explaining on my part ;)
Hillbilly_Deluxe 3
eh, dont sweat it too much its an easy mistake to make
DameGreyWulf 1
Awww. Well, at least you opened up? Of course you come off as random as hell but...
steezed 0
FAIL! you totally deserve that one lolol!
IJG2000 16
How does he deserve it? Would you have known she was talking about a movie? No, you wouldn't. So stop assuming he would.
fringle 0
that's heartbreaking
UsernameHere_ 0
Epic fail, but that still sucks man :/
WonderBlunder 0
She's messing with u man..
delfinofrank 0
You deserve it, you California liberal. California used to be great conservative Christian state that gave rise to Ronald Reagan, but is now full of hippies and illegal Mexicans.