Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
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Comments (211)
Wyrmflight 13
a lot of people are saying ydi for not having a blocker or safesearch on, but seriously so many of these pictures are not flagged for mature content and show up anyways.
DoomedGemini 38
There's fans tagging things as unsafe. I'm on Google and I'm not finding straight ****, I've found a handful of images out of three full searches so far that I'm tagging.
ApplePie1994 27
50 Shades of Brony
puppie406 23
Bronies ruin everything.
KaidensCrow 18
cloppers ruin everything
simsgirlgem 25
This is why the normal fans like me can't have nice things
Irishae 16
Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists, there's **** about it.
yukahnn 10
Bwaha internet win
DoomedGemini 38
You really need to put on safe search, she could've searched ANYTHING. MLP fans actually went through the images and made sure the **** images would be blocked for this reason.
sgtvertigo 3
As
sgtvertigo 3
As a brony myself, I do personally find the pornography disgusting and not necessary for any reason, it's probably what gives the fandom a bad wrap that and the fact that some of us can be super annoying
GhostFox 34
Rap. The word you are looking for is rap. As in rap sheet. Slang for criminal record. You are not an undelicious food item consisting of one item rolled up in another, thus it is not a "bad wrap."
sgtvertigo 3
Thanks, I think because of my extensive use of spell correct I have forgotten about the English language
EyRaB 17
that was extreeeeemely responsible of you ..