Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, my mum and I were moving the last of my stuff into my new flat when I heard some creaking. The sound was coming from the bathroom, so I went to check it out. As I stepped through the door, the floor collapsed and the bathtub and I fell right through. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
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waswashere 0
It was a booby trap!!
desireev 18
Oh my goodness!! That is terrible! Boob pain is the absolute worst!! I feel your pain! FYL for sure!!
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Comments (141)
roadie143 0
that sucks
desireev 18
Oh my goodness!! That is terrible! Boob pain is the absolute worst!! I feel your pain! FYL for sure!!
theunwiseone 4
I respectfully disagree, getting kicked in the balls is right up there with the worst pain imaginable.
RebekahBrooke 9
let's not start this argument....
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Yes, let's not start an argument, we all know #5 is correct. :P
Tthug 34
Dude. Birth beats out getting kicked in the balls by a factor of 100. Accept it and move on. Instead of bitching about how bad it hurts to get kicked in the balls.
TheWindowLicker 13
Idk this one time I licked a frozen pole. Ripped the skin off my tongue, it was the only way to get it off. I think that's worse than both of those put together. That's why I only lick windows now.
22jrdn55 15
lol at # 20, but you could've just poured warm water on your tongue, sparing you the whole pain! btw YDI. op, hope your boobs are okay, nothing is worse than a flat boob!
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
#30, how does somebody go get warm water while stuck to a pole? :)
22jrdn55 15
a friend brings it! 8)
iDaniel525 8
Taking an arrow to the knee kinda hurts, too.
GrammaticalNazi 2
34 - I was going to thumb your comment up, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
SW500 13
Actually getting your intestines pulled from your scrotum may just beat them both...
CaptainTwiggy 0
Yes 19, because every single female is obligated to give birth. It's totally not caused by choices she makes nearly every time she does. Males sure do get hurt in the nuts in less than the average woman gives birth in her life, too.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Having your entire scrotum and penis crushed & grinded to a pulp while still attached to you and forced fed to you probably beats everything above me.
frankothetanko 0
birth smirth it's not so bad pooping out a baby
FarSide 23
Reason #23 why you should not wash your hands after using the bathroom
frankothetanko 0
actually paper cuts cause much more pain then all these^^
midnightxloner 1
Listen according to a national testing giving birth is ranked at 3467 (whatever the name is for the measurement for pain) whereas a male receiving a kick to the groin is 9353. It is eqaul to breaking over 4000 bones simultaneously
22jrdn55 15
Taking an enormous shit tops all of the above!
Miss_Attitude96 24
I disagree with all of you. Listening to Justin Beiber is the most painful thing in the world.
iDaniel525 8
Uh..I know we're on the subject of what hurts most, but I really need to know how I can get to High Hrothgar?
enonymous 9
19 - I disagree I just took a dump after eating some bad Thai. It was like giving birth to baby covered in lava and coconut shrimp.
enonymous 9
53 - press the up button followed by several left and rights while opening your map
graham11 14
42- did you have an experience?
THE_A_TEEN 28
No graham11, actually I was invited to an event hosted by DocBastard who slowly grinded a guys scrotum and did all that I mentioned in the above comment I made. Gruesom, I know. I've been scarred for life...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Sorry for missing the "e" in gruesome, i'm a bit paranoid for disclosing this kind of information.
desireev 18
I don't know how it feels to get kicked in the balls. I am not equipped for that. But I do know that receiving a "boob punch" is some terrible pain to endure. I've given birth to a child. It's pretty bad.. But the drugs helped tremendously.. Receiving a boob punch causes me to freeze up. It takes my breath away. My face turns red. And I do cry like a little baby. It is terrible. I wouldn't wish it upon anyone!
AngrehPirate 0
Ball kick is worse ^
stevense 0
Haha it's still funny how they were 'stuck on the counter' lol
ninjacapo 2
A good hit to the nuts makes your whole body sore and altho id belive that giveing birth is quite painful, they make drugs for that and you only do it a few times, takein a shot to the balls is alot more likely
LolFMLnot 10
Hitting any kind of "balls" will hurt a human
Ash0 6
Stepping on a Lego with your bare feet..that's a very unpleasant feeling as well.
StalinsHeir 1
Men have higher pain thresholds then women. If chicks had the same pain endurance as men then birth would be like pfft. Ergo kick to balls trumps birth.
bryannab1 0
Hitting your funny bone hurts the worst.
rocky910 5
20 - Is that you Harry Dunne? Its me your good buddy Lloyd Christmas, hey do you ever hear from that Mary Swanson chick anymore?
efemel94 7
Imagine putting a toothpick under your toenail and then kicking a wall.
graham11 14
85- holy shit!! I think I'd die...
Blacksabbath211 9
I am now squirming in imaginary pain thinking of that...not many things will make me do that...getting a nut shot honestly isn't as as bad as that would be
Blueglasscup 18
Damn it Internet why didn't you take 10's advice?
waswashere 0
We should ask a hermaphrodite with a kid which hurts more
brianod 0
Actually, it's a fact that being burned alive is the worst pain
kocoman500 2
Did anyone think of passing a kidney stone...?!!?!
jaredjudd21 2
I think it's a fact.. Correct me if I'm wrong but it is scientifically proven that the worst kind of pain is falling on a temperpedic bed.
deadeyedex 6
Actually while your getting burned the fire is so hot it melts your nerves so you can't feel it. The reason why people scream is cause the shock of being on fire
Dishwad 0
Has such a thing happened to you?
Dishwad 0
That was to #39 by the way, sorry.
Freeze_fml 17
I find moderating FMLs pretty painful to endure.
terminat65 6
Lmao!
Yodaevil 4
All of this and no ones jealous of the counter?!?
pulse18 2
53- I just got there last night! Go to helgen or whatever it's called and go east. Thats the easiest way. Or you could always buy the clairvoyance spell that will tell you how.
Manganimegrl 16
I agree with 94, getting a third degree burn actually is the worst pain anyone can ever endure.
labudamike 6
I think scraping your knee hurts more
chlolzah 0
Oww **** that
tanneriscool 2
I'd thumb up 70 but I guess he's some kind of retard and doesn't know how to spell.. Terrible.
uhhRawr 7
82- I think you might have that backwards
scrapmetal58 9
The worst pain ever was when Charlie bit me and it's still hurtin'.
SW500 13
#104/105- Actually yes, twice...
dylwalk 3
Agh screw you
xSorry_fml 10
At least you didnt land in your grandmother's secret feral cat nest.
So2011 4
Now you know that you should never trust your grandma or husband to help you when your "stuck".
Mr25_fml 14
never trust trailer bathrooms
waswashere 0
It was a booby trap!!
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
I see what you did there.
desireev 18
So did everyone else...
BlanketHogger 0
Waswashere, comedy gold.
melanie177 1
Well played.
jaredjudd21 2
Yes Michael I'm positive everyone else did too.
RebekahBrooke 9
lol, boobie trap :3 but your husband should have helped you after laughing...
trippythehippy 6
She didn't say he didn't help after. He probably did. Sounds like a good guy to me
RebekahBrooke 9
oh, well, yeah. I meant it like... I hope he did. :) it would be mean if he didn't.
cocodecoeur 12
Hope his husband is Good Guy Greg
MissusDolly 12
To be honest I would laugh too, but definitely not pleasant for the boobs.
Savra_fml 17
You must be a very tall woman, or the counter is extremely low. Does not matter really. FYL anyway.
FarSide 23
Or you have a pair of very high Winnebagos....
swimmerstud 7
Or a woman who has very large boobs
kimmi41509 10
I would have laughed myself if that happened to me, there would be pee all in that soft spot :D
lindseykcool 6
No there wouldn't! Because you would've already went to the bathroom. :D
kimmi41509 10
Multiple pees. O_o
iceprice 7
Damn they mean
GrammaticalNazi 2
Grammatical error aside, why even post this? That was what the OP wished for you to obtain from this FML, there's no need to waste the comment...
memob123 0
Shut up nazi