Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
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Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML
Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
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Top comments
fjvitt 14
Better than to your boss...
ojosRojos 28
At least it was sent to someone who already knows you both intimately. That was actually probably the best case scenario in that situation. But it’s definitely time for a lesson on privacy!
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Comments (19)
fjvitt 14
Better than to your boss...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And everybody on her contact list
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And why did you let her play on your tablet while she was using the toilet?
ojosRojos 28
At least it was sent to someone who already knows you both intimately. That was actually probably the best case scenario in that situation. But it’s definitely time for a lesson on privacy!
a1f0sff 25
I don't see why it's an FML...
Xeebar 28
At least it was your husband and no one else.
TheSminty1 17
Poor job kid. You should know that kind of pic needs to be sent to mommy's boss.
thefmlman2011 37
I don't get why this is a FML. Embarrassing yes, but not FML worthy in my opinion.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for letting a five-year-old play with a tablet. I'm fed up with seeing these little kids with brand new phones, tablets, etc. They don't need them and they're not mature enough for them. And they'll just fry their brains.
moonlight77 28
Woah! Easy there, Tiger. Calm down & get with the times! 😂
slytheryn 14
can’t even give your kid a rest from the tech stuff even on the toilet? thank god i was part of the last tech-free generation!
fde2blknimout 18
I wish there was a way to put a passcode on the camera and photos