Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
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redpanda39 10
Seriously? Let's all blame all the bronies because they're gross and they all sexualize little kids' shows? No, of course none of them just like the show and don't do anything perverted with it at all. Since they're adults and most of them are men they all have to sexualize it. Seriously, people. There is nasty **** on the Internet for pretty much any show you can think of, children's shows included. Enough with the "bronies are nasty" bullshit.
blackonblight 33
When the lifeguard yells out "Hey you kids, no running!" at the pool do you stand up and cry "But, but not EVERYONE was running! Just because they're kids you assume they're running! Not fair!"
redpanda39 10
Uh, yeah, that analogy made no sense at all. Seriously, pictures of "sexy Disney kinks", which included a picture of Ariel and Eric in a bathtub pleasuring each other, were ALL OVER Facebook not long ago and people liked it. But no, a few people make a bit of pony ****, and dear god, how dare they?! They're all disgusting!
blackonblight 33
Or, you know, you're only focusing on how offended you are people are upset about what YOU like because you see more complaints about subjects you actively seek out? Someone who never looks for pizza isn't going to feel attacked when they're favorite chain is dissed, because chances are it's not something they're going to run into. If you go looking for pony **** you're more likely to see negative comments about pony ****. I'm sure there's some logic fallacy regarding this but it's pointless to try to debate it. It will only end up with someone thinking they're being attacked for their fandom.
ourtneyc 14
sounds like you're a bronie
redpanda39 10
Who said anything about looking for pony ****? What are you even talking about?
sgtvertigo 3
Thank you, you win the medal of "but time someone said something"
DoomedGemini 38
And there's literally a group that is dedicated to making sure **** doesn't pop up if you have safe search on. They check twice a month. If you decide to let your child search without supervision and without safe search, we can't do anything. They try to make sure safe search is safe, it's parents jobs to take advantage of that.
EverythingNerdy 13
*Sigh* Welcome to the Internet.
ChaoticMC1 10
I blame the furries.
HylianTwilight 21
Not every furry ever likes that disturbing pony ****.
ezrajab 22
Omg that's terrible fyl op!
TheCrazier 3
can i get a link for ah, research purposes...
red_head_magee 7
she found the sect of the bronies that should not be found by the incocent people of the brony and normal comunity dear god may she forget this experience and never have this happen because jesus this would be terifying if i didnt already know bronies did this sick and twisted shit and my eyes are burning just picturing it for myself and why is this coment so long i usually keep my comments terse and ACTUALLY SHE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THE SHIT THE BRONIES MAKE AND MAY GOD HAVE EVERY LAST INCH OF MERCY ON HER SOUL BECAUSE SHE'LL JUST FIND MORE MLP R34 SO SHOW AS MUCH AS POSIBLE TO HER NOW AND MAKE IT TO WHERE SHE IS NO LONGER SCARED BY THIS SHIT AND I HOPE SHE FORGETS THIS HORRIBLE EXPERIECNE
ImTheAlpha 30
What?
dirty_dan_ 15
Parental protection man... Get it
wolfheartmoon 12
This is why we use parental control.
worldclassrager 41
Strict safe search...and lock it... I sure hope she doesn't know what it meant just two horses in dancing position...
miamihea 5
Stay gold Pony boy!