Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
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Comments (211)
tormcn 26
And so the sex talk began..
harmtouch16 11
idk why this was thumbed down, obviously there will need to be a sex talk after this incident.
cole66 14
#164, its cause most people on this app are retarded (no offence people, but its kinda true)
derangedplanet 23
your little girl just grew up a whole lot.
americanafrican 32
the internet is not a place for children
Vlen_fml 20
not really a place for a fair chunk of adults either, especially "Good Christians"
Thatissarcastic 17
Bronies. smh.
Ravensmoon666 19
Damn Bronies. I would recommend that you get some type of parental control so things like that are blocked. I feel so sorry for your daughter having to see that. :(
rebeccacmlc 22
What an awkward conversation it must have been afterwards ...
drrobotnik1 18
"today I didn't put the training wheels on the internet before I let my baby use it" YDI. if you don't want your kid to look at hardcore pornography, put on some blockers. many are available for free. or you could actually, y'know, monitor their activity if you want to cover those areas that slip through the cracks on a boolean filter, like mlp.
immaloser95 28
The poor girl was looking up pictured of ponies. Who would have expected too see perverted pink horses sucking dick? That's no ones fault except those damn bronies.
Ichiya 29
Any parent who does not set up content blockers as well as parental controls on any device that has access to the internet is stupid. They also should still monitor what their child is doing on the internet until around age 14-15. Regardless of who put the content up you as a parent are aware that it is there and should take measures to prevent it from becoming available to your child as much as possible. Expecting others to just not upload it because your child may see it is just unreasonable. Be proactive not reactive in these situations.
shupoopeh 3
Except those damn CLOPPERS* FTFY
KaidensCrow 18
just have to point out that rainbow dash is blue with a rainbow tail and mane. not pink
KaidensCrow 18
:) don't hate... it's true
Mynamewontfi 40
FYL and hers. But also a tiny, little bit of a YDI, because you could've prevented this with a XXXcontent blocker. The internet is a dark place, protect your kids from it.
shupoopeh 3
Love the people blaming bronies. Those are CLOPPERS. Bronies only enjoy the show, no sexual stuff.
dezman2000 21
Found the brony
trumpetsk 13
Yeah but (s)he is right... I love the show I think it has a good message but the **** makes me want to vomit even the fact the **** exists makes me queasy
SheepShoop_fml 20
All "cloppers" are bronies. It doesn't necessarily go the other way around but blaming bronies is still accurate.
GhostFox 34
Blaming all bronies for what cloppers do is like saying that all Germans are Nazis. Yeah, all Nazis were essentially German, but it doesn't go the other way around. SOME bronies are cloppers. All cloppers are bronies. Some furries are bronies and some bronies are furries. All demographics overlap to some degree but that doesn't make the entire community responsible for the acts of a lesser portion. That said, the OP should have had a filter on, especially since for that to come up so fast he would have had to have been using it for recreational reasons. Also, who the hell lets a nine year old use uncensored internet that has EVER used the Internet themself?
daddysgirl243 21
this is the world we live in