Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (211)
DogeDogeDoge 13
Well, thanks Bronies.
ChristinePi 36
This is why we can't have nice things.
drtoboggan 11
And this is why bronies need to stop.
The_Skittish_One 27
I'm not overly familiar with tablets, but is there a way to install some sort of explicit thing blocker? FYL indeed though! Your poor child D:
Sickofyouidiots 5
I'd say the comments are small minded and stupid but it sounds like none of you have minds outside basic function. Bronies are not completely to blame a blanket statement is NEVER true, but really if you think this clopper **** is the worst thing out there, you can download a browser that has no limitations what so ever and find CP on the first page, that's where all the really ****** up shit happens. You're kid won't be traumatized by this trust me, Losing a finger in a bike, accidentally finding Pokemon **** finding my beloved dog dead on my door step and having to make at choice to put down one of my them, didn't traumatize me. (Ages 3-7) FYL and YDI, Google could have slipped up with their safe search but you should have been prepared.
WolfAvenge 22
Thank you for saying it... I was going to comment on this trying to explain there are indeed MLP fans who do NOT sexualize the show but after scrolling through tons of mindless, one sided and hot headed comments I figured it was a lost cause. Maybe it's just because I'm in the media entertainment industry that I can see great qualities of the show (I enjoy the character growth that's not usually included in most other kid's shows as well as the animation and color choices); maybe it's because I'm a girl. Either way, I know there are "good" and "bad" sides to EVERY fandom. Don't judge the bunch by one rotten apple...
Kramer1998 20
This is why no one likes bronies
GingerFace09 13
Okay everyone, cloppers are the people who sexualize MLP. Don't blame the bronies.
FlutterLoud 29
Thank youuu
carrissa3 13
I guess safe search wasn't on haha
christopherwilli 14
*shivers* bronies
Amorettex 19
Damn bronies