Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
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Comments (211)
wickedhyype 17
Smh damn bronies ruining the kids show
KaidensCrow 18
cloppers
LordVaper 14
She should use it on HER account with some nanny options on
Shchenya 7
Sorry, but even with safe search off and looking for all the most common terms, I see nothing 18+, I have to specifically put in **** phrases or go to adult sites to find it. The community are pretty good at tagging stuff as adult so this doesn't happen. You literally have to type "Rainbow Dash *******" to get stuff like that... Be a better parent and stop blaming the internet, bronies or even cloppers
Bluepies 24
So are you gonna give us the link to the drawing or what?
GotMePhuxxedUp 3
hahaha
TabooSushi 24
Yikes. Filters are your friends, people. Get an XXX blocker and/or keep Google SafeSearch on at all times. The Internet is dark and full of terrors, protect your children.
backdoorman010 9
why do you have that on your tablet in the first place you wierdo?
golden23 10
Are we sure he didn't just change the found my folder of my little pony pictures to searched for my little pony pictures
backdoorman010 9
how does a 9 year old search for a thing like that? they wouldn't even know what a ******* is. he had to have the picture saved on his device
Hunterx700 17
Because it would show up if she google image searched "My little pony" as that is what one of its tags would be
whassallt26 13
God damn bronies
PsychicBulwark 4
That's weird. I typed both "rainbow dash" and "My little pony" in search boxes. After 14 pages of images, I couldn't find any lewd ones. It's almost as if ...you're lying.
ourtneyc 14
this is why I hate it when bronies are like "don't kink shame me!!" like dude you are sexualizing a children's show
user716 11
About animals no less. Freakin cloppers
ourtneyc 14
I agree totally
cinamntoastsatn 10
Rule 34 sucks, man