Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
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RightSaidDredd 7
YDI for not having safety settings on your tablet with a child using it.
tholt3 5
I don't know what your daughter typed in but it couldn't have been just my little pony. I typed it in and found nothing like that. So she would have had to add something extra to the search engine
Shade1982 21
The Google search engine also uses personal previous search terms to change the actual results according to what you searched before. There is always the chance someone searched for ******* pictures before and the Google search engine automatically combined it :P.
GhostFox 34
She won't care in a few years. Hell, she might be making MLP **** in 6-7 years. If she isn't, she'll be thinking about sex about something, unless she is asexual and nonlibido. People sexualize everything. That doesn't make it right but given that in this case it isn't anything illegal or even really overly immoral (fictional animals with human level intelligence and attributes, who are adults by their world's standards. 3 out of 3 of the 'is this moral to sexualize' test.) People wouldn't be throwing this much of a fit if it were over even vaguely human characters, it would be more "YDI"s for the lack of safe search. Does it suck she saw it? Yes. Was the **** made with the intention or result of taking advantage of a living being that could be harmed by it? No. You people wanna bitch about immoral acts? Do something to prevent IRL sexual violence instead of bitching about cartoon **** images of which there a millions of them made of kids' shows alone.
ChaiseT 16
Brojobs
DarkStorm2Bad 14
So sorry your daughter had to see that. It does sound like she had very easy access to "clopper" material, though. It's already been suggested, but I reckon installing a website blocker would be a wise move.
phreaker913 21
ever hear of safe search? also, this is why my daughter will not be watching that
laden_swallow09 35
The show itself is okay. Searching for it on t3h int3rw3bz, though…
KaidensCrow 18
the actual show has lots of good lessons and values... you can't blame the show because the cloppers are disturbed individuals
KaidensCrow 18
even if she just typed in rainbow dash on Google images you find clopper sh*t in there... sorry about that
talal7860 13
Darling, keep the safety filter on
AkaPanda 12
Technically not all bronies are like this. The tend to call female fans this too. They are sick ***** who are sexualizing underage cartoon ponies. I really hope your daughter will be okay and this won't **** her up for life. Parental blocks look into them big time
writerchic85 26
All these people criticizing. It's possible op never lets her use the tablet and just let her do it this one time not thinking about parental blocks and such. The kid will be fine. I