Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
khaayotic 16
Gah ! You edited your comment, and now mine is completely irrelevant. Move along now, nothing to see here~
WearingHats 14
Bony.
tb713317 6
sorry, I realized that I thought therapy was completely irrelevant...but here, wow...therapy?
tb713317 6
gah, I posted a reply comment but idk where it went:( but sorry, and I thought therapy is completely irrelevant, but if you must, here: wow...therapy?
WearingHats 14
If the general consensus is that your comment was shit, it's generally best not to try and justify it with more comments.
tb713317 6
at least I didn't say "woo first comment" or some stupid shit to that effect.
yoyoforpeace 14
"Oh I'm so brorny! Brone me!"
ImmaB3AST 7
The weird thing you see on Omegle
Drigr 9
R34, MLP is not an exception...
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Isn't this rule 34 of the Internet?
Savner 16
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tpike1296 11
Actually, these Bronies are referred to as Cloppers, and are generally looked down upon within the Brony communities.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Derp, big boy!" --Rule 34's Derpy "Your dick is 20% cooler than anyone else's!" --Rule 34's Rainbow Dash These are actual lines I've seen while searching MLP without safe search on.
Drigr 9
I'm just curious if he was in a general MLP chatroom, or if it was an MLP secual fantasy specific one
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...secual...?
Drigr 9
No edit button, simple mistake, didn't feel the need to make another comment for it, though obviously, you did.
Calyx_fml 22
My Little Porny.
Sliver1991 26
Is this whole MLP sexual fantasy deal new to some people? I thought it was quite old, but I guess it's just the places I frequent on the web. Perhaps I should get that checked...
Goldenchest 14
OH. YES... FLUTTERSHY YESSSSS
jujubunni5 9
Haha amazing ^^^
PoseidonsSon 3
67, You've got it right. Although bronies don't hate cloppers (kinda goes against the whole love and tolerate thing), they are generally looked down in any forum that dosent involve clopping.
Inediblepeaches 15
I consider myself a brony and I very much look down on cloppers.
FurryPride 9
I see no problem?
spazz666 18
Looked down upon? No they are not. ..coming from experience, I admin an MLP:FIM page on Facebook. A lot of bronys clop.
Lexi_princess 3
My little pony is totally the shit with teens there was an other story on here where a 15 year old begged to have the DVD box set of my little pony.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
140) *looks at picture and profile* Figures.
SuperKnuckels 6
still better than some peoples fetishes. like shit or puked on.
jjmeow 10
Can't tell if trolling or just doesn't like allowing people enjoy nice things.
jjmeow 10
No. Clopper. 2 **very** different things. Bronies enjoy the show. They enjoy the magic, the animation, the humor, and everything about it. Cloppers really want to buck some ponies. The more you know.
vankothebrony 0
So now we look down on people who are different from us? That's like making fun of gay people... where is this community/fandom headed?
tpike1296 11
I do take issue with the sexualization of characters on a kids show. Even Lauren Faust said as much as she and the rest of the crew loves the Bronies, their main targets are kids. And yes, I do take issue with clopping itself, but a few of my friends clop. I don't give them crap for it, I just ask for them to not bring it up or discuss it with me. (For reference, I have no issue with non sexual shipping pictures/stories)
CaptainKrunk 1
Not all bronies are like this. Take me for example. I hate clop!
Wolfy1337 7
I agree
thephoenix95_fml 9
No brony, but clopper
Awsemogreeb 19
Usies?
GoingCommando93 14
Yes.
yoyoforpeace 14
Can't blame him he likes to brone them ;)
Inheritance 10
Now OP if he starts to fap to this then you have an issue.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Man..what the **** is wrong with people? This whole my little pony obsession is way out of hand. For Christ sake this is ridiculous. If your over 16 and have sexual fantasies about ponies you need help. "Bronies" are seriously freaking me out now.
tpike1296 11
Not all Bronies have sexual fantasies about this show. I love the show, but don't fap to it/role play. That's just weird.
smitin 1
My Little Pornies? Creepy.
Slender_Man 6
49- if it gets to that stage then it's called "clopping"
XtraEzeee 8
I don't think it's ok at any age to have sexual fantasies about ponies. Some 15 year old you must have been...
nado13579 12
It is possible to like the show without being a clopper. Unfortunately half the fanbase makes it seem like otherwise.
musicalducky 21
The cloppers are usually looked down upon in brony communities because it gives bronies a bad name. A lot of us just like the show, no sexual interests at all. Don't look down on all of us because of a few.
dsbs 9
What the **** is all this talk about ponies?! Since when did 6 year olds learn how to use the Internet.
BradTheBrony 19
Dude, really? I mean, REALLY?
squidgaamic 0
Your still a freak
agsilver 14
BROHOOF
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
jadamsclassic 5
another question might be, how does OP know they're names from My Little Pony?
hwkfan1 10
I think the names are pretty obvious...
titzenpitzer 9
yeah I wonder this too...if he's above 16 or so, I don't think you have to worry...rather worry if he didn't do those things
sonicgreg 12
^ he is sexually aroused by pastel colored horses with tramp stamps. Worry.
dlforever 8
If he's old enough to sexual role play he's too old for my little pony
waz433 0
Most likely 14-18
waz433 0
Not really worry, it could just be a fetish, or a faze, it happens.
coughyochick 7
I know 30 year old bronies
ALpein 0
Never too old for MLP. Always too young for internet roleplays of sexual situations with ponies.
laden_swallow09 35
108- *phase
Marineman5 6
Who is he role playing with? Thats the better question.
celine21_fml 0
Was that really necessary?
mkenzielee 0
The real question here is: Where did OP go wrong in parenting?
sasha_kay 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Time for a talk perhaps?
KingCeltic77 18
(Son walks in with hair dyed rainbow) "Hey I bought the horse food and saddle" (Chris Hansen walks in) "Why don't you take a seat right over there?"
Dunvanation 4
That's going to be fun... "Son, it's time to talk about your online pony sexual roleplay addiction..."
mfoutchkeerr 6
Just remember, you raised him.....
DracoSpirita 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's pretty sick. How old is he? If he's older, like in his mid teens or so, he has a pretty twisted mind. Younger? Then wtf is he doing having sexual chats online?
Snackycake 20
There are weirder fantasies.
atlernick0 6
Yeah dude u would know ;)
PYLrulz 17
Then again, I would think sexual fanatises with cartoon characters ranks up there towards the top in terms of weirdness.
onlychildFTW 34
I'm wondering how OP found this out. And yeah sexual fantasy with cartoon ponies is up there in weirdness.
nachos99 0
Not in Japan. :)
nerdstuck101 8
I agree w 10. Only losers do that!!!!!!!!
Welshite 40
Role-play...with ponies. Makes you wonder exactly what kind of sexual fantasy he is living out.
swankmrpancake 8
Well obviously Op's son either wants to be a horse or was a horse in another life.
khaayotic 16
Hey, at least it's only her son's fantasy and not her husband's. She won't have to respond to the name 'Fluttershy'.
HerroMaylaHerro 6
At least he's..... Maturing?
TxCountryBeauty 10
Does anyone else notice that there's a ton of Fml's lately concerning My Little Pony?
OLIVIAx33 6
I was just about to say that
torbey 23
The strange things you find on the internet will never cease to surprise me! I can honestly say I've never thought of My Little Pony and sex in that way :S
R4LJ 10
Issuses....
DracoSpirita 21
*Issues...
Dixbfloppin 11
Tissues.
olpally 33
If you have an issue, use a tissue *fap fap fap* to my little pony. yikes, why the **** did I just say that? *shoots self in the leg*