Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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jelly_bennett 23
I blame bronies
Onepocketpimp 7
install a blocker to hide XXX content. all children's shows nowadays are being corrupted by the internet. hopefully she isn't traumatized
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Comments (211)
OrganicSistah 17
Wow she's scarred for life. How did you explain what she saw??
prettygurl89 16
This is sad but hilarious
gossamerrhy 6
That's craZy
DoomSkuller 28
Should turn safe search on
DoomSkuller 28
Surprised this wasn't a post the admins preemptively locked comments on, brony posts usually get a boatload of hateful prejudiced comments
Hop6e 22
You know....I'm 19 and I think even 10 years older then that poor little girl I would let out a blood curdling scream too. Sorry she had to witness that, good luck with the child block.
Hildy93 21
You sick twisted ****
jinique87 19
people have such sick minds. they poison innocent children characters and make everything pornography. I have no faith left in humanity.
laden_swallow09 35
Your first mistake was having faith in it to begin with.
davek 36
Rule 34. No exceptions.
Axel5238 29
It really is true a friend dared me to test that theory so I searched Pepsi's japanese mascot Pepsi Man ****. Sure enough I found **** which included a 20z pepsi bottle going in his urethra among other things. Somewhere someone is getting off to stuff like this and it makes me sad inside.
simsgirlgem 25
Similar thing only my friends said look up Dora the explorer the stuff I saw (shudders)
kattykat1 13
Well...maybe they were making magic?