Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
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Welshite 40
I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.
devildog562 33
You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.
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drangler 2
I woulda punched that guy in the face what a ******* ass hole
clair_brodie 35
Until I saw it in print, I always thought it was duck tape. And some people just have speech impediments. And who calls a child a ****? They can not talk properly anyway.
dark_angel4121 12
There is a brand of tape called Duck Tape; so the little girl is not wrong.
spunkylady 24
What a prick! Who talks like that to a poor six year old?! Shame on them!
lmbachman 23
He would've needed duct tape to patch up the head wound I would've given him. No one should EVER speak to a child like that, and Lord have mercy on anyone who does it in front of me. FYL, OP.
cappellaaa 23
I would have knocked him the **** out. To say that to a little kid, let alone anyone, is just completely uncalled for.
ViviMage 40
Duck tape, duct tape, riggers tape, 100mph tape, hurricane tape, waterproof tape.... All the same name. Tell that harassing moron off!
jackroarrr 25
Omg. This should have read today while shopping I **** punted a douche bag that yelled at my kid **** his life.
c_wyld 21
I would of jammed my foot so far up his ass, he would have to unbutton his collar to shit.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Actually it is duck tape, because it's water proof. That's what it was invented for, to waterproof ammo cases. It turned out to be a great tool for improvised repairs, and the rest is history. It's actually horrible for working on ducts. The fabric is flammable.
olivia7 5
I'd've punched that dude right in the ******* mouth