Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
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Welshite 40
I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.
devildog562 33
You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.
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Comments (307)
roys1girl 18
What a heartless jerk.
JessicaGrewal 22
She's 6.
shredder217 16
I would of knocked his teeth out for talking to my daughter that
1dvos_grl3 21
Yeah if someone spoke that way to my child I'd beat the living shit out of them.
tally90 8
What an a-hole who talks to a child like that. Someone needs to DUCK tape his mouth shut.
amileah13 26
What an asshole he was. She's just a child for gods sake. He had no right to speak to a child like that. To hell he goes
noparlpf 13
Even better, it was originally called "duck" tape because it was tape made from duck cloth. Even once the modern version (waterproof plastic over thin cloth tape with adhesive) was invented in the '40s it was still called "duck" tape. It didn't become "duct" tape until the '50s when it was marketed commercially and often used in construction to wrap air ducts. It's called Wikipedia, and anybody can use it. Pedantry aside, what a duck. I mean dick.
Glasshoney 9
That guy was mental! So sorry for you and your daughter.
baxwar 15
I'd get that ****** kicked out of the store
rebelsrock 17
That's so unbelievably disrespectful... I hope karma bites him in the ass