Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
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Welshite 40
I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.
devildog562 33
You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.
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Comments (307)
_3rdeye 10
ok that is just cruel. poor kid. :(
Britt125 16
As others have said "duck tape" is a brand of of duct tape. It's also very hard to tell the difference when you hear it anyway. So especially for a 6 year old not at all unreasonable to call it duck tape. So him trying to correct her is stupid anyway and he's an idiot for that. But calling a 6 year old a ****? If I'd heard that even as another customer it would have been so difficult to not flip out and punch him, if it was actually my child it would be a real miracle if I managed. Not acceptable at all. He definitely has no right to be acting so superior, he's an idiot and an ass.
shutupshane12 12
He should have got his ass whooped.
idioticmess 15
what a ******* asshole!
kenyrabit 25
**** Tape -Better & You ****** Know It!
buttyounoticed 16
He should of been decked for the lack of manners. it's easy to slip up duct and duck considering they have a duck logo on the tape.
Exaspera 55
What possesses a so-called grownup to say such a horrible thing to a 6 year-old?!
xebi 4
"Duck tape" and "duct tape" sound almost identical, hence the common mistake. How the heck did he even know which she'd said?
FEARxTH3xWOLF 14
Tell me his name, my R870's loaded and, trust me, I won't miss.
shakespearelove 6
Yo he called a 6 year old a dumb ****. You should've honestly knocked him one OP, as for the FML part about the no shopping, really? That's your issue with this whole thing?