Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes and politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands, the bitch snatched my purse and ran. FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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Top comments
trulypar 34
I guess since he couldn't have your hand, he decided to take your handbag.
swanheart 35
God - what would he have done if you'd said yes?
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Comments (41)
dtdrpepperguy 14
Should have said yes you heartbreaker :)
swanheart 35
God - what would he have done if you'd said yes?
kiki1705 20
There are no brakes on the rape train...oops, I mean bus.
JMichael 26
He still would of pulled the knife in her and ran off with all her money.
Diablitos 11
Steal her heart instead
zykrithium 22
Pretty sure she would have been raped.
dbag884 16
He would have probably pulled out his other knife from his pants ;)
gm1beanzz 14
"What's your number?" *Gives phone number* "No, I mean credit card number." *Grabs purse and runs*
trulypar 34
I guess since he couldn't have your hand, he decided to take your handbag.
vikky538 29
Good one.
TheLastCenturion 19
Guess your purse was the consolation prize.
ladoom 23
Grabbed*
fakedsincerity 32
Thanks for your insightful input.
Tikaani96 15
also ran* if you are gonna go grammar nazi at least fix all the mistakes!
man_in_black08 28
Would have been funny if he pulled out the knife first and proposed, and she saying yes. "And that kids, is how i met your mother"
erindgentry 28
"Kids, my heart was stolen by mister steal your handbag."
Mathalamus 25
You make it sound like it's common.
philosophicallll 25
In what possible way does she make it sound like it's common?
domolovesyoshi 33
what are you talking about? In what way does she make it sound like it's common.
Steve97 32
This is why I hate people >.>
KhaleesiDannie 26
Gotta pay for the ring some how
hoosiergirl94 31
Sounds like a keeper!