Today, a woman kindly asked if she might take a photo of her son in our cowboy boots. Thinking it couldn't do much harm, I agreed. Ten minutes later there was a butt naked three year-old and his entire family taking pictures in my shoe store. My manager wasn't impressed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 45 minutes getting my toddler into a cute outfit for family photos. As soon as we arrived at the photographer's studio, he made direct eye contact with me, pulled off his pants, and ran screaming into the background of someone else's shoot. He's never looked happier. FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my boss and some clients. Everything was going smoothly until my 3-year-old son walked in wearing my wife’s high heels and started running circles around me, yelling, “Look at me, I’m a queen!” My boss and clients were visibly confused, and all I could do was laugh nervously, and hope it'll never be mentioned again. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
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Top comments
breedles 28
That's a mixture between horrifying and immensely amusing.
ryan9395 12
Sounds like his girlfriend will have plenty of blackmail photos when he gets older! Lol
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ryan9395 12
Sounds like his girlfriend will have plenty of blackmail photos when he gets older! Lol
metalcrazed 21
That's really creepy.
orangejubejube 20
Oh my...
JocelynKaulitz 28
The naked cowboy strikes again.
jake_braves 25
Hahaha! #3. Crazy...I've seen the naked cowgirl in NYC...but this is horrific OP. I'm so sorry.
swag_bear 18
Well that was wild. Did you have any authority to tell them to leave the store?
breedles 28
That's a mixture between horrifying and immensely amusing.
corky1992 33
You deserved it. That's why you always ask the manager before you allow a customer to do something that doesn't normally happen inside the work place.
fakedsincerity 32
You're right. The OP should have anticipated the kid would get butt naked in public. Oh wait, no that's ridiculous.
MilkyWay95 13
you mean you've never tried on shoes in a store? that's probably what the OP thought they meant and the pictures were to people elsewhere to vote on which look best...neither of those things are ridiculously uncommon..
corky1992 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Still doesn't hurt to ask. People do weird shit. I ask before I let anyone do anything to save my ass in the end.
andrmac 25
What happened to no pants no service?
orangejubejube 20
No shirt, no shoes, pants optional xD
soodytheboi 23
How does an innocent picture get to that? That's super messed up.
Magnoxidans 19
You're in customer service though, had you refused and the customer got offended you might have been written up..
Lalala579121 28
The customer is always right.
Brandi_Faith 34
"Suddenly there was a butt naked three-year-old and his entire family..." Almost makes it sound like they all got naked. Now that would be a whole lot worse than just the 3 yr old! Lol.