Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
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Welshite 40
I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.
devildog562 33
You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.
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Comments (307)
cwhitt975 11
Duck tape is a brand of duct tape, so your daughter isn't wrong.
Tessa_11 19
He seriously called her that?? :o
Simbaby 23
Old man would have carried an ass whipping if that would've been my child ! What kind of person speaks to other people especially a child!? And there is a brand called "Duck tape " for the product "Duct tape." What a dumbass. Smh. Your child didn't deserve that. Life lesson for her though. That no matter what you should always be polite .
hailzz_96 18
Did you kidnap the mother ****** and duct tape him to a chair while you poured acid down his throat for talking to a child like that?
fabcade 14
You should have put him in his place. I hope you did.
jordaandanielle 17
and you didn't stick up for your child because......?
chickenlips23 16
**** you smart ass
Octosauce 8
You should have clawed his eyes out.
ebadams311 10
you didn't beat the fico out him and use duck tape on his a**?
smw83 21
Oh hell no! No one disrespects my daughter and gets away with it. I would tell the douche off then slap him as hard as I can. If he retaliates, then I've got pepper spray.