Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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XRiseToFallAgain 0
Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?
null_fml 11
Well, she's right... you can't.
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giiiiinge 0
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first! haha, only joking, that's lame. but yeah, FYL, that's not fun.
jakedmagic 0
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"I no longer welcome" It really grinds my gears that FMLs with poor grammar get through...
fawfulster 11
Maybe she DID type "I am no longer blablabla" but the FML 300 character rule applied.
whatthefuckcunt 0
"Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML #46 read it again you *******. i hate it when people are too stupid to read what is actually written and then bitch about it.
caomei 0
can u read! wow, seriously maybe ur the one with issues...
M4V3R1CKR13 0
46 u grammar nazi yah i know its 'you' grammar Nazi
Samuel5463 12
This is what I get for tapping on the comment
null_fml 11
Well, she's right... you can't.
FMLMeetYDI 0
Embarrassed and kicked out.... FYL
Exiro2 0
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Customers aren't supposed to welcome others in a store.
TheLetterZero 7
Yeah, I wonder why she used to welcome in that store in the first place? Seems kinda silly.
reapfml 0
Yeah
crazieeli 0
i think she worded the sentence wrong. she probably meant to say that they are no longer welcomed in the store :)
TheLetterZero 7
Way to ruin the fun #44.
whatthefuckcunt 0
#44 you're a douche
willyfacehenry 0
i feel your pain.....toy shops are not a place to pretend to be a pedophile
tNa693 0
what does this even mean??
facilitator 0
it means he lives with a blue square over his house
Hisbabyforever 0
and what does that mean? javing a blue square over his house?
MLSxxox 3
Ah dont ya just love kids?? ko xxox
XRiseToFallAgain 0
Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?
catriona_cd 0
Lets se if I got this right. You take jeans into a change room, to try them on and they believe you were having a piss because of a lil kid?? BULLSHIT !!!!!!
willyfacehenry 0
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because the person was probably trying to try the child on for size rather then the jeans :P
catriona_cd 0
nah it says a woman not a priest lol
mandy23q 0
ahahaha #20 my parish priest just got arrested last week for trying to meet up with a "teenage girl" :(
Masenko7 12
how embarrassing :o!
FeeNoire 0
awww that actually sounds like a really cute thing for her to say. embarrassing though, but cute none the less.
wrigglezeus 0
I'd believe it. little kids tend to be more blunt lol. FYL