Today, I made the mistake of revealing my finger in a photo. The first comment was, "I bet that finger has never been in a vagina before." The image wasn't remotely NSFW. I'm now afraid of showing any body part in any photo I take ever again, assuming these disgusting creeps are always gonna be around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I made a TikTok video in which you could clearly but accidentally see my nipples through my shirt. You can imagine some of the comments I've started getting. FML
Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly, so I responded, "What is this? A picture for ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape, and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML
Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"Your mom would say otherwise." Standard reply to something like this.
Chazzster 32
Set social media such as facebook in the privacy controls so that's only your friends can comment on your postings. That will eliminate the worst of the jerks.... It wasn't wrong to have included your fingers in your picture. An internet troll can, and will, use anything you might post to insult or embarrass you. Trolls get off on getting people upset - They are so desperate for attention that they are happy to get a response even if it's negative. They really are pathetic.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"Your mom would say otherwise." Standard reply to something like this.
poopface82 25
That’s as good an answer as any. If they want to be ignorant, be ignorant back.
Chazzster 32
Set social media such as facebook in the privacy controls so that's only your friends can comment on your postings. That will eliminate the worst of the jerks.... It wasn't wrong to have included your fingers in your picture. An internet troll can, and will, use anything you might post to insult or embarrass you. Trolls get off on getting people upset - They are so desperate for attention that they are happy to get a response even if it's negative. They really are pathetic.