Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
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Welshite 40
I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.
devildog562 33
You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.
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Comments (307)
marcranger 29
OP, you would've been well within your rights to pulverize that guy. But take comfort in the fact that at least YOUR life isn't such a festering cesspool that the highlight of your day is showing up a young child in an obscene manner.
thatcoolguy123 14
Was he on his period? ******* dumbass... I'm pretty sure a lot of us hear still call it duck tape
thatcoolguy123 14
Wtf I meant here*
supasupa 1
Men should be embarrassed by their gender
mmazzaa 16
Someone needs to duct tape the ***** mouth shut
shelzykid 12
If I happened to be standing there when this went down, I would've beat the crap out of that asshole of a man.
wallmaria 15
that's rediculous i am sorry
angelofsaturn 23
i'd have beat him til he cried honestly(i have a very low tolerance for assholes). like what in the hell would possess a grown man to speak to a kid like that?
keeks46 12
You could have slapped him. Why didn't you?
xxreikoxx 31
I hope for that guy's family's sake that he doesn't have any kids. What an awful jerk! People like him are what's wrong with humanity...I'm so sorry that your poor daughter had to hear such an awful thing from a real ass like that guy, OP. :(
Coedster 8
But what about duck brand duct tape?