Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML
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Today, my sister started lactating through her shirt post-breastfeeding at a family brunch. My husband, who gets turned on by pregnant women since he gets the most action during my pregnancies, visibly ogled her at the table. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I discovered that my very recent ex-fiancé tried to bang his sister-in-law several times while we were still together. The best part? She’s my son's teacher and she waited until we'd broken up to tell me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend watching my sister's OnlyFans videos. I’m not sure what’s worse, that he masturbates to my sister, or that my sister actually does OnlyFans videos. I need a drink and a new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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Top comments
Allie614032 34
In my opinion, nothing really wrong with fetishes (as long as they're legal), but leave it to ****! Don't invade other people's privacy!!
ChromoTec 24
Maybe that wasn't the breast thing for him to do...
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Comments (21)
Allie614032 34
In my opinion, nothing really wrong with fetishes (as long as they're legal), but leave it to ****! Don't invade other people's privacy!!
ChromoTec 24
Maybe that wasn't the breast thing for him to do...
darksinner222 12
Marry me
RichardPencil 32
I’m sorry this relationship left you with nothing but sad mammaries.
TelevisionMan 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
His "fetish" involves babies. He's absolutely a pedophile on top of being a breast-fetishizing voyeur.
caggybandicoot 34
That’s not how that works.
TelevisionMan 18
LOL you're actually defending a man turned on by the presence of a baby. This isn't just about a lactating woman.
DraftHail614 17
You went full retard. Never go full retard.
mssileas 25
Whoops I'm not a kink shamer, but sneaking pics is never okay and sexualizing a breastfeeding woman is extra weird on top of that. Leave her alone, there's enough lactation **** on the internet. You made the right call OP, whether his kink is 'normal' or not, the lack of respect towards both you and your sister is just a deal-breaker.
rsue 14
Yeah, the fetish is a little odd but not a dealbreaker. The creepshotting on an unwilling participant in said fetish -- that's a problem. The fact that it was OP's sister was just icing on the cake. Glad she handled that shit quickly.
mssileas 25
I'm always so baffled when people just have to go out of their way to live their weird fetishes in public or drag relatives into it. There's soooooo much **** on the internet. So so so so so much. But yeah I'm also glad OP made that choice quickly and efficiently. idc if he fantasizes about swimming in breastmilk, but making mum-baby bonding time about his boner is just gross.
Davros 12
he's a milky nipple licker. Try saying that 3 times real fast.
littlekellilee 45
Look on the bright side, you could have found out by catching him breastfeeding from someone. It's not a huge bright side because he violated your sister, but the brain bleach can stay in the cabinet for this incident!
Madrias 36
Well, that relationship went **** up.
William Gabriel Ackon 4
Get pregnant. Have babies. Breastfeed them. Then he'll have eyes for only you
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean unparenthetically ex-boyfriend!