Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
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HAMY_fml 23
Better start packing her bags for Hogwarts.
jimmer23 21
^^ You remind me very much of someone who watched a couple movies and never read the books. Damn muggles.
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Comments (117)
_whyme_o 12
My dog killed my rabbit on Mother's Day :/
awildunicorn 6
homicidal*
HarrisonChuuu 4
Hats off to The Rabbit Who Didn't Live.
middlenamefrank 8
The wand-pointing incident is probably not what's really bothering her. Death is a tough thing for kids to deal with, especially the first time. Life lessons aren't always easy.
Karan0217 6
Plot twist: that really killed him.
lola1313 9
Just tell her avada kedavra is instant so there's no way she could have killed it
JudgeComrade 17
is being suicidal the new teen fad?
TallMist 32
Because being so depressed and have so many bad things going on in your life that it feels like suicide is the only option is so funny. (This is sarcasm, by the way)
jeriaslovesyou 16
LOL, you should wave a wand at her and say that and see what she does.
salvatore100 9
Omg I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing omg I'm dying of laughter over here... ahahahaha I mean it's sad that the bunny died but Harry potter is my favorite... like I'm sorry but lmao
Rababco 29
When using Ava Kadava, someone would die instantly but the bunny died several days later so the sister thinking that she caused the bunny to die doesn't make sense.