Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
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HAMY_fml 23
Better start packing her bags for Hogwarts.
jimmer23 21
^^ You remind me very much of someone who watched a couple movies and never read the books. Damn muggles.
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Comments (117)
LocsOn 13
coincidence or......
Merridew 8
Thoughts are material.
brssps1 19
It's simple OP. Just grab the wand and use "Obliviate"
nodai 13
Tell her the Ministry of Magic is coming to take her to Azkaban.
jacobmc123 18
Not another one o_0
JskTheFork 14
You're a wizard Harry
NodakN8V 25
She's going places...maybe not college..but places.
joyboy390 12
Oh the joy of having young siblings lol. At least you know she will make a convincing wizard lol!
Mr23 9
I actually think she's half (25%, or whatever) right to be disappointed in herself. The only difference between this and pointing an unloaded gun at the bunny is that you (the adult) know it couldn't have possibly been the cause of death. I'm not 100% sure how to turn this into a teachable moment, but there seems to be a lot of potential.
lizsatoshi 1
You should remind her that unforgivables can't be cast without intent, so even if she pointed her wand and said the words, it couldn't have worked unless she wanted the bunny to die, which she clearly didn't.